Cosmik Debris (Live)
๐ต 1984 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:31 duration
๐ ID: 10001336
๐ Lyrics
The Mystery Man came over
An' he said: "I'm outa-sight!"
He said, for a nominal service charge,
I could reach Nirvana t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said . . .
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on me
The Mystery Man got nervous
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:
"You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said . . .
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste yer time . . .
I've got troubles of my own, I said
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!", he said
An' held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around,
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know
You could make more money as a butcher
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . .)
An' he said: "I'm outa-sight!"
He said, for a nominal service charge,
I could reach Nirvana t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said . . .
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on me
The Mystery Man got nervous
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:
"You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said . . .
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste yer time . . .
I've got troubles of my own, I said
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!", he said
An' held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around,
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know
You could make more money as a butcher
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . .)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.95] The Mystery Man came over
[00:07.78] An' he said: "I'm outa-sight!"
[00:11.27] He said, for a nominal service charge,
[00:14.06] I could reach Nirvana t'nite
[00:16.77] If I was ready, willing 'n able
[00:19.57] To pay him his regular fee
[00:22.32] He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
[00:25.11] And devote His Attention to me
[00:27.95] But I said . . .
[00:28.94] Look here brother
[00:31.78] Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
[00:35.45] (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
[00:40.20] Look here brother
[00:44.02] Don't you waste your time on me
[00:53.28] The Mystery Man got nervous
[00:55.13] An' he fidget around a bit
[00:57.98] He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
[01:00.75] An' he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:04.43] Now, I thought it was a razor
[01:07.27] An' a can of foamin' goo
[01:10.07] But he told me right then when the top popped open
[01:12.75] There was nothin' his box won't do
[01:15.56] With the oil of Afro-dytee
[01:18.36] An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
[01:21.15] He said:
[01:22.06] "You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"
[01:26.72] An' I said . . .
[01:27.69] Look here brother
[01:30.33] Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
[01:34.15] (Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
[01:39.64] Look here brother,
[01:43.38] Don't you waste your time on me
[03:02.23] Don't waste yer time . . .
[03:03.42] I've got troubles of my own, I said
[03:04.34] An' you can't help me out
[03:07.30] So take your meditations an' your preparations
[03:10.28] An' ram it up yer snout
[03:13.07] "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!", he said
[03:16.82] An' held it to the light
[03:19.63] So I snatched it
[03:20.52] All away from him
[03:22.31] An' I showed him how to do it right
[03:26.09] I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
[03:27.91] So I'd look like I was Deep
[03:30.73] I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
[03:34.47] An' told him he was goin' to sleep
[03:37.25] I robbed his rings
[03:38.12] An' pocket watch
[03:40.02] An' everything else I found
[03:42.88] I had that sucker hypnotized
[03:45.69] He couldn't even make a sound
[03:48.40] I proceeded to tell him his future then
[03:51.33] As long as he was hanging around,
[03:54.06] I said
[03:55.06] "The price of meat has just gone up
[03:57.89] An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "
[04:00.52] Look here brother
[04:04.38] Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
[04:07.08] (Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
[04:11.76] Don't you know
[04:12.73] You could make more money as a butcher
[04:16.43] So don't you waste your time on me
[04:20.24] (Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . .)
[04:20.37]
[00:07.78] An' he said: "I'm outa-sight!"
[00:11.27] He said, for a nominal service charge,
[00:14.06] I could reach Nirvana t'nite
[00:16.77] If I was ready, willing 'n able
[00:19.57] To pay him his regular fee
[00:22.32] He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
[00:25.11] And devote His Attention to me
[00:27.95] But I said . . .
[00:28.94] Look here brother
[00:31.78] Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
[00:35.45] (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
[00:40.20] Look here brother
[00:44.02] Don't you waste your time on me
[00:53.28] The Mystery Man got nervous
[00:55.13] An' he fidget around a bit
[00:57.98] He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
[01:00.75] An' he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:04.43] Now, I thought it was a razor
[01:07.27] An' a can of foamin' goo
[01:10.07] But he told me right then when the top popped open
[01:12.75] There was nothin' his box won't do
[01:15.56] With the oil of Afro-dytee
[01:18.36] An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
[01:21.15] He said:
[01:22.06] "You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"
[01:26.72] An' I said . . .
[01:27.69] Look here brother
[01:30.33] Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
[01:34.15] (Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
[01:39.64] Look here brother,
[01:43.38] Don't you waste your time on me
[03:02.23] Don't waste yer time . . .
[03:03.42] I've got troubles of my own, I said
[03:04.34] An' you can't help me out
[03:07.30] So take your meditations an' your preparations
[03:10.28] An' ram it up yer snout
[03:13.07] "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!", he said
[03:16.82] An' held it to the light
[03:19.63] So I snatched it
[03:20.52] All away from him
[03:22.31] An' I showed him how to do it right
[03:26.09] I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
[03:27.91] So I'd look like I was Deep
[03:30.73] I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
[03:34.47] An' told him he was goin' to sleep
[03:37.25] I robbed his rings
[03:38.12] An' pocket watch
[03:40.02] An' everything else I found
[03:42.88] I had that sucker hypnotized
[03:45.69] He couldn't even make a sound
[03:48.40] I proceeded to tell him his future then
[03:51.33] As long as he was hanging around,
[03:54.06] I said
[03:55.06] "The price of meat has just gone up
[03:57.89] An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "
[04:00.52] Look here brother
[04:04.38] Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
[04:07.08] (Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
[04:11.76] Don't you know
[04:12.73] You could make more money as a butcher
[04:16.43] So don't you waste your time on me
[04:20.24] (Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . .)
[04:20.37]