Dough

There's never any money
No money on the table
I ain't even got a bone like the dog in Aesop's fable
I've got a pretty woman
She likes designer labels
A facial joy like Helen of Troy
And legs like Betty Grable

Well you can say I'm pretty
And you can say I'm able
You've got the soup
But you've got no loop
For someone in my bagel
You give me your excuses
Why can't you buy me sable?
You promised me stability
So why are we unstable?

Trust me, I'm a doctor, baby
Look me in the eye
If I don't get you diamond rings
Then you can say goodbye

You've been talking way too much
Get up off your ass
Don't worry 'bout the bacon
I want champagne in my glass

Dough, dough, dough
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Dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough
Dough, dough, dough, we got no dough
Bless my soul, where did it go?

Dough, dough, dough, we got no dough
Bless my soul, where did it go?

There's never any cash
No cash for me to treat you
Sell my soul for a link of gold
And move to Machu Picchu
I tried to rob a bank
But the banker always beats you
Empty fridge and cupboards bare
I might just have to eat you

Well you can say you're on it
And nothing will defeat you
Your chips are down all over town
From Facebook I believe you
I give you lots of chances
Remind me why I need you
You've got no game, your shit is lame
I might just have to leave you

Trust me, I'm a doctor, baby
I'd never tell a lie
Things are looking up now, girl
Why walk when we can fly?

Flying could be fun, it's true
I'd really love to try
If you can't get it up, old man
We'll crash and burn and die

Dough, dough, dough
Dough dough dough dough
Dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough
Dough, dough, dough, we got no dough
Bless my soul, where did that money go?

Dough, dough, dough, we got no dough
Spend it all on bills, with nothing left to show
Dough, dough, dough, we got no dough
Bless my soul, where did that money go?

I work so things will change
I'm old and mean and ugly
What you see is what you get
Come over here and hug me!

Well maybe I was harsh,
You're really not that troubley
This time makes you and I'll be here
Breaking out the bubbly

Trust me, I'm a doctor, baby
This won't hurt a bit
If I can't feed you caviar
Just pack your bags and split

While you might bring me caviar
You might bring me tears
No matter what, we're doing this
Till one of us disappears

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Dough dough

Dough, dough, dough, we got no dough
Spend it all on bills with nothing left to show
Dough, dough, dough, we got no dough
Bless my soul, where did that money go?