'Cause I'm a Blonde

[00:12.72] Because I'm blonde I don't have to think
[00:14.84] I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
[00:17.68] Don't have to worry about getting a man
[00:20.55] If I keep this blonde, and I keep these tan
[00:23.53] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[00:24.73] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:26.28] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[00:27.05] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:29.35] I see people working
[00:30.67] It just makes me giggle
[00:32.42] 'Cause I don't have to work
[00:33.41] I just have to jiggle
[00:35.21] 'Cause I'm blonde
[00:36.34] B-L-O-N-D
[00:37.67] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[00:38.72] Don't you wish you were me
[00:41.02] I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook
[00:43.23] Why should I bother when I look like I look
[00:45.51] I know lots of people are smarter than me
[00:48.87] But I have this philosophy
[00:52.42] So what
[00:53.43] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[00:55.63] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:58.08] I see girls without dates
[00:59.05] And I feel so sorry for 'em
[01:00.79] 'Cause whenever I'm around
[01:02.04] All the men ignore 'em
[01:03.69] 'Cause I'm blonde
[01:05.17] Nyah, nyah, nyah
[01:05.78] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[01:07.18] Nyah, nyah, nyah
[01:08.10] They say to make it you need talent and ambition
[01:12.33] Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition
[01:14.97] Um, okay, what was it
[01:17.76] Okay, um, don't tell me
[01:18.36] Oh yeah, okay
[01:19.11] Duck, Magnum, duck
[01:20.54] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[01:21.82] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:22.67] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[01:23.61] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:25.75] I took an IQ test
[01:27.88] And I flunked it, of course
[01:29.33] I can't spell VW
[01:31.19] But I got a Porsche
[01:32.35] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[01:33.46] B-L-O-N-D
[01:34.11] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[01:35.68] Don't you wish you were me
[01:36.77] I just want to say
[01:38.99] That being chosen as this month's Miss August
[01:41.51] Is, like, a compliment I'll remember
[01:42.60] For as long as I can
[01:43.42] Right now I'm a freshman
[01:45.29] In my fourth year at UCLA
[01:46.56] But my goal is to become a veterinarian
[01:47.72] 'Cause I love children
[01:48.83] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[01:50.75] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:51.30] 'Cause we're a blonde
[01:52.71] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:54.34] Girls think I'm snotty
[01:56.30] And maybe it's true
[01:57.74] With my hair and body
[01:59.12] You would be too
[02:00.57] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[02:02.11] B-L... I don't know
[02:03.33] ('Cause)
[02:04.22] I'm a blonde
[02:05.03] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:06.21] Yes, I'm a blonde
[02:07.04] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:08.48] 'Cause I'm a blonde
[02:09.60] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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