A Bag of Weed (From "Family Guy")
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โฑ๏ธ 2:58 duration
๐ ID: 10031946
๐ Lyrics
Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
There you go, you're all getting it now
When Texas people want to feel good
They go assault a queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent "The Rocketeer"
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy like me (right!)
But all we need is a bag of weed
To keep us worry-free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
Have a go, Brian
As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)
'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
There you go, you're all getting it now
When Texas people want to feel good
They go assault a queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent "The Rocketeer"
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy like me (right!)
But all we need is a bag of weed
To keep us worry-free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
Have a go, Brian
As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)
'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.61] Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
[00:14.24] When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
[00:17.78] Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
[00:21.20] But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
[00:25.08] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
[00:28.58] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[00:30.35] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:31.94] It's the only hope that you'll ever need
[00:33.69] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:35.94] There you go, you're all getting it now
[00:38.81] When Texas people want to feel good
[00:40.79] They go assault a queer
[00:42.35] When stupid people need a thrill
[00:44.22] They rent "The Rocketeer"
[00:45.92] When Michael Jackson needs a rush
[00:47.74] He humps a guy like me (right!)
[00:49.58] But all we need is a bag of weed
[00:51.24] To keep us worry-free
[00:53.28] One, two, three, ho!
[00:54.94] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[00:56.74] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:58.39] No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
[01:00.19] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:03.15] Have a go, Brian
[01:05.44] As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
[01:08.91] And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
[01:12.43] But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)
[01:16.06] 'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
[01:19.55] And one, two
[01:20.55] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[01:22.30] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:23.96] You can try and fight but we're all agreed
[01:25.70] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:29.55]
[02:35.59] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
[02:38.96] And a one, two, three, four
[02:40.78] And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
[02:42.67] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[02:44.42] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[02:45.92] You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
[02:47.77] Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
[02:53.26] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
[02:54.92]
[00:14.24] When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
[00:17.78] Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
[00:21.20] But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
[00:25.08] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
[00:28.58] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[00:30.35] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:31.94] It's the only hope that you'll ever need
[00:33.69] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:35.94] There you go, you're all getting it now
[00:38.81] When Texas people want to feel good
[00:40.79] They go assault a queer
[00:42.35] When stupid people need a thrill
[00:44.22] They rent "The Rocketeer"
[00:45.92] When Michael Jackson needs a rush
[00:47.74] He humps a guy like me (right!)
[00:49.58] But all we need is a bag of weed
[00:51.24] To keep us worry-free
[00:53.28] One, two, three, ho!
[00:54.94] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[00:56.74] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:58.39] No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
[01:00.19] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:03.15] Have a go, Brian
[01:05.44] As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
[01:08.91] And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
[01:12.43] But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)
[01:16.06] 'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
[01:19.55] And one, two
[01:20.55] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[01:22.30] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:23.96] You can try and fight but we're all agreed
[01:25.70] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:29.55]
[02:35.59] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
[02:38.96] And a one, two, three, four
[02:40.78] And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
[02:42.67] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[02:44.42] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[02:45.92] You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
[02:47.77] Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
[02:53.26] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
[02:54.92]