The Giant the Musical

No zombie's gonna bring me down,
Put a bullet in their brai-ains.
Use a 'nade to disperse the crowd,
Watch their blood come down like rai-ain.
Ooh, I'm a stabbin' machine, when there's instakill,
Oh, but it's never ending, I hate my fate but I love the thrill.
Keep blasting, harassing, keep a crawler for the end of the round,
Speed Cola, fave soda,
Now we, must un, lock the pack-a-punch.
I possess an artifact, it will help us stay alive,
Activate all the teleporters, before all the hell hounds arrive,
Maxis is a son of a bitch, this charade is his evil trick,
Get the firesale, but don't hog the box like a selfish prick.
I won't run, my ray gun, is slaying walkers and it never fails.
Mule kick chug, three guns lug, all day, all night, fighting for all time.
Nobody's going to steal my vodka, going to be drunk til the end.
Stick together cause we must survive, but these cowards aren't my friends.
I don't trust Richtofen, hate his nazi trends,
Got monkey bombs from the mystery box, 950 points I had to spend.
It's worth it, they blow sht, while serenading with their song and dance,
Hounds aren't fooled, they'll kill you, don't try, to stab, them or they'll rape you.