Handsome Pete

Ahoy there, minnows
Ahoy! Have you seen this man?
Pete! You got some customers

That's Handsome Pete
He dances!
That's Handsome Pete
He dances for nickels!
That's Handsome Pete
He dances!
That's Handsome Pete
He dances for nickels!

Oh, I'm sorry
I can't divulge information about that customer's secret
Illegal account
Oh crap
I shouldn't have said it was a customer
Oh crap
Oh crap
I shouldn't have said it was a secret
Oh crap
Oh crap
I shouldn't have said it was a customer
Oh crap
I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal
It's too hot today

No, we're looking for this man
Pete! You got some customers

That's Handsome Pete
He dances!
That's Handsome Pete
He dances for nickels!
That's Handsome Pete
He dances!
That's Handsome Pete
Not a quarter!

That's Handsome Pete
That's Handsome Pete
Now he'll be dancing for hours
That's Handsome Pete
He dances!
That's Handsome Pete
He dances for nickels!