Jingle Bombs
๐ต 827 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:51 duration
๐ ID: 10061883
๐ Lyrics
-- Conversation --
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through Checkpoint A
But not through Checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the arse
By the US military
Oh
Jingle Bombs
Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Oh
Jingle Bombs
Jingle Bombs
US soildiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel upon my head
-- More Conversation --
I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam,
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convineience store night clerk
Oh
Jingle Bombs
Jingle Bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I kill youuuuuuu
-- Evil Laughter --
I Kill You
Merry Christmas
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through Checkpoint A
But not through Checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the arse
By the US military
Oh
Jingle Bombs
Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Oh
Jingle Bombs
Jingle Bombs
US soildiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel upon my head
-- More Conversation --
I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam,
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convineience store night clerk
Oh
Jingle Bombs
Jingle Bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I kill youuuuuuu
-- Evil Laughter --
I Kill You
Merry Christmas
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.48] -- Conversation --
[00:20.95] Dashing through the sand
[00:22.93] With a bomb strapped to my back
[00:25.43] I have a nasty plan
[00:27.88] For Christmas in Iraq
[00:30.35] I got through Checkpoint A
[00:32.35] But not through Checkpoint B
[00:34.87] That's when I got shot in the arse
[00:37.42] By the US military
[00:39.61] Oh
[00:40.21] Jingle Bombs
[00:41.24] Jingle Bombs
[00:42.36] Mine blew up you see
[00:44.52] Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
[00:48.92] Oh
[00:49.73] Jingle Bombs
[00:50.71] Jingle Bombs
[00:52.57] US soildiers shot me dead
[00:53.92] The only thing that I have left
[00:55.73] Is this towel upon my head
[00:58.83] -- More Conversation --
[01:15.18] I used to be a man
[01:16.95] But everytime I cough
[01:19.19] Thanks to Uncle Sam,
[01:21.64] My nuts keep falling off
[01:24.39] My bombing days are done
[01:26.47] I need to find some work
[01:28.88] Perhaps it would be much safer
[01:31.18] As a convineience store night clerk
[01:33.20] Oh
[01:34.03] Jingle Bombs
[01:35.07] Jingle Bombs
[01:36.16] I think I got screwed
[01:38.56] Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
[01:40.81] Or I kill youuuuuuu
[01:45.44] -- Evil Laughter --
[01:46.82] I Kill You
[01:47.67] Merry Christmas
[01:49.11]
[00:20.95] Dashing through the sand
[00:22.93] With a bomb strapped to my back
[00:25.43] I have a nasty plan
[00:27.88] For Christmas in Iraq
[00:30.35] I got through Checkpoint A
[00:32.35] But not through Checkpoint B
[00:34.87] That's when I got shot in the arse
[00:37.42] By the US military
[00:39.61] Oh
[00:40.21] Jingle Bombs
[00:41.24] Jingle Bombs
[00:42.36] Mine blew up you see
[00:44.52] Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
[00:48.92] Oh
[00:49.73] Jingle Bombs
[00:50.71] Jingle Bombs
[00:52.57] US soildiers shot me dead
[00:53.92] The only thing that I have left
[00:55.73] Is this towel upon my head
[00:58.83] -- More Conversation --
[01:15.18] I used to be a man
[01:16.95] But everytime I cough
[01:19.19] Thanks to Uncle Sam,
[01:21.64] My nuts keep falling off
[01:24.39] My bombing days are done
[01:26.47] I need to find some work
[01:28.88] Perhaps it would be much safer
[01:31.18] As a convineience store night clerk
[01:33.20] Oh
[01:34.03] Jingle Bombs
[01:35.07] Jingle Bombs
[01:36.16] I think I got screwed
[01:38.56] Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
[01:40.81] Or I kill youuuuuuu
[01:45.44] -- Evil Laughter --
[01:46.82] I Kill You
[01:47.67] Merry Christmas
[01:49.11]