Maroon 5 Payphone Parody- Game Of Thrones! @59

[00:00.31] watching Game of Thrones
[00:02.28] I haven't left home
[00:04.47] told everyone that I had the flu
[00:08.89] it's an obsession, I'm filled with depression
[00:13.11] cus it's the end of season two
[00:17.60] now, my, friends all tell me
[00:20.02] that I've lost, my grip on real-i-ty
[00:23.09] they tell me it's just a nerd show
[00:25.46] but dragons are real to me
[00:27.62] someday those dragons will be grown
[00:29.93] Daenerys will be my queen
[00:32.25] and when we reclaim the throne you
[00:34.30] won't be allowed in our house
[00:37.11] don't call me at nine
[00:39.34] on a sunday night
[00:41.40] I don't care who died
[00:43.04] I'm filling my mind
[00:45.22] with sword fights and quests,
[00:47.27] horse lords and incest
[00:49.51] when Ned died I cried
[00:51.53] watching Game of Thrones
[00:54.52] it's like a black hole
[00:56.73] wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes
[01:00.91] magical kingdoms with naked women
[01:05.35] and none of them have silicone boobs
[01:09.59] and if the seven kingdoms, did exist
[01:14.31] I would drink and party with that imp
[01:18.58] viserys had gold poured on to his head
[01:23.18] he's no fucking dragon now he's dead
[01:27.05] ouch
[01:29.04] I'll sick my dierwolf on ya
[01:31.59] if you get in my way
[01:33.64] he's actually a chihuahua
[01:35.71] but he'll still rip off your face
[01:38.09] I only leave my apartment
[01:40.15] to put the rent in the mail
[01:42.22] that's right I still pay my bills, cuz
[01:44.02] Lannister's repay their debts
[01:46.94] I'm joining the Knights
[01:49.08] watch it's my birthright
[01:51.24] I'll stand guard for white-walkers
[01:54.28] in the snow
[01:55.54] this wall kind of blows
[01:57.74] no hot girls, just bros and old crusty guys
[02:02.39] watching Game of Thrones
[02:04.29] I feel bad for John Snow
[02:06.75] it seems like he's always getting screwed
[02:11.04] gave up on Mad Men
[02:13.41] cus, nothing happens
[02:15.63] except for when Don's wife sang Zou bisou
[02:20.26] the Lannister's all look like surfer dicks
[02:24.85] Jamie banged his sister
[02:26.75] she's a bitch
[02:29.20] no one knows that King Joffrey's their kid
[02:33.46] except for maybe Peter Dink-a-lage
[02:37.90] this is his best role
[02:39.09] (rap)
[02:39.66] This is nothing but nerd shit
[02:40.78] you better get a damned grip
[02:41.87] and go outside and get some fresh air
[02:43.12] get your fat butt un-stuck
[02:44.32] from that chair ain't a dragon slayer
[02:45.87] just a loser in your underwear
[02:47.46] wait a second
[02:48.44] did i just see a pair of boobs
[02:49.96] if you don't mind imma chill for a few with you, dude
[02:52.31] why is that girl pretending she a boy yo?
[02:54.06] oh shit that witch just gave birth to a cloud of smoke
[02:56.18] how did that hot naked blond chick survive the fire
[02:58.56] isn't that Mayor Carcetti from the Wire?
[03:00.85] I apologize for being so shitty before
[03:02.93] this show is Lord of the Rings
[03:04.14] but with titties galore
[03:05.30] but I'm not sure who I'm supposed to root for
[03:07.28] I like Rob Stark, but I like the dwarf more
[03:09.64] call my manager and cancel my tour
[03:11.19] I gotta read A Storm of Swords
[03:12.83] Oh, Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy
[03:17.58] til you had those two kids barbequed
[03:21.81] winter is coming
[03:23.76] I'm not sure what that means
[03:26.25] but you can bet it's probably bad news
[03:30.66] I'm not playing music anymore
[03:34.72] from now on you can just be Maroon 4
[03:38.55] next time they do The Voice
[03:40.43] I won't be there
[03:43.22] Tell Ceelo his cat can have my chair
[03:47.14] cus I'm stuck in Game of Thrones
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