The Legend Of Zelda Rap

[00:25.85] Yeah, my name is Link, man
[00:27.68] I'm more well known than 'Lil Wayne
[00:29.59] Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
[00:31.15] (That's a fucking girl's name!)
[00:32.74] I've saved the world like 15 times
[00:34.34] And saved the princess from demise
[00:35.94] And I do it all alone
[00:37.04] With no help and no advice
[00:38.89] (Hey, look, listen)
[00:40.45] Hey look listen you fuckin' annoying fairy
[00:42.21] I'd rather be forced to listen
[00:43.67] To constant Katy Perry
[00:45.43] I think it's time
[00:47.02] I got some recognition
[00:48.24] Don't you think?
[00:49.36] Legend of Zelda?
[00:50.38] Screw that!
[00:51.19] Legend of Link!
[00:51.98] Cause he's the
[00:52.73] L to the I to the N to the K
[00:54.92] Wears tights everyday
[00:57.19] Don't give a damn what you say
[00:58.78] Got bigger balls than even
[01:00.30] Evel Knievel and he ain't
[01:01.90] Gonna stop till the world
[01:03.86] Is free of evil
[01:05.44] I'll break all your pots
[01:06.57] And I best not hear you bitchin'
[01:07.82] I've got the triforce of courage
[01:09.45] Bitch
[01:10.06] So you better listen
[01:11.78] (That's right)
[01:12.27] I'm called the bushwhacker
[01:13.37] And my bank account's maxed out
[01:15.27] Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
[01:18.17] Can't back down, can't slack now
[01:20.02] The world needs me to attack now
[01:21.61] Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
[01:22.76] For these bombs in Castle Town
[01:24.34] Just give me some heart containers
[01:26.28] And let me spit on my Ocarina
[01:27.55] So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
[01:29.50] All the way to Argentina
[01:31.03] Cause he's the
[01:31.18] L to the I to the N to the K
[01:34.33] Wears tights everyday
[01:35.69] Don't give a damn what you say
[01:37.66] Got bigger balls than even
[01:39.24] Evel Knievel and he ain't
[01:40.88] Gonna stop till the world
[01:42.97] Is free of evil
[02:00.06] Yo, you low life elf
[02:02.26] Need a ride up to the North Pole?
[02:04.06] Santa's got a thing for elves
[02:05.46] Gettin' his marriage annulled
[02:07.06] You really think savin' the princess
[02:08.13] Will convince me you're straight?
[02:09.50] The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008
[02:12.94] Oh snap!
[02:14.66] It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
[02:16.74] Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
[02:18.38] Were you dressed by a child?
[02:19.63] You're a ginger with no soul!
[02:21.52] And you look like a fuckin' troll
[02:23.45] Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
[02:25.01] Gettin' a little bit old
[02:25.98] You think Zelda's stupid enough to get
[02:28.38] Kidnapped so often?
[02:29.72] She runs off into my castle
[02:31.03] Into my room and begs to get locked in
[02:32.92] Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
[02:34.51] And girly fairy face
[02:36.50] L-i-n-k more like
[02:38.02] L-i-n-Gay
[02:39.64] Man you should have been aborted
[02:40.98] Just like the Jersey Shore
[02:42.56] It's a damn lie you told about Zelda
[02:44.43] 'Cause she loves my master sword
[02:45.83] It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
[02:47.69] Tryin' to rule Hyrule
[02:49.40] Cause today will be the day known as
[02:51.21] The day you got schooled!
[02:52.63] Cause he's the
[02:53.07] L to the I to the N to the K
[02:55.67] Wears tights everyday
[02:57.09] Don't give a damn what you say
[02:58.62] Got bigger balls than even
[03:00.28] Evel Knievel and he ain't
[03:02.19] Gon' stop till the world
[03:04.07] Is free of evil
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