plastic explosives

We are diet coke and mentos
We are baking soda
And vinegar
We are plastic and explosives
A bunch of things that shouldn't go together
But if you could find a better way to
Self destruct
Let me know what you find i'll try anything once
We are ketchup on a hotdog
We are any kind of mustard but dijon
And i don't get happy
Unless i'm on medication
But if i could find a better way to
Destroy myself
I'll write down the directions and
Put 'em on ehow
We are romeo and juliet
Just a little less dramatic
We are joel and we are clementine
Just a little more separate
But if you could find a better way to
Self destruct
Give me the instructions i'll try anything once
We are diet coke and mentos
We are baking soda
And vinegar
We are plastic and explosives
A bunch of things that shouldn't go together