Universal Credit

[00:09.03] Sit down
[00:10.88] Mr. Forbes, I'm Mr. Mcdonald
[00:12.33] And I'll be your advisor for the foreseeable future
[00:14.70] I've noticed you've been with us now for quite some time
[00:16.42] But still haven't found yourself a job
[00:17.93] What exactly is your reason for this?
[00:22.38] Just can't be arsed man
[00:25.07] You'll never make it in this game
[00:27.05] Cut your hair and change your name
[00:28.49] Go and find yourself a job
[00:30.63] Your band is never taking off
[00:32.18] But, sir, just give us another chance
[00:34.16] I can do with an advance
[00:36.05] Crisis loan will sign me up
[00:37.74] I just need a little luck
[00:39.26] Mr. Forbes, it's not an offer
[00:41.34] I know this working life is tough
[00:42.90] Do you seem to find some joy?
[00:44.86] Being in debt and unemployed
[00:46.67] Nah, this working ain't for me
[00:48.41] I'm gonna sit in my seat
[00:50.38] Strumming on this old guitar
[00:52.05] Tell 'em higher than the stars!
[00:54.01] I don't need no money
[00:57.73] I wanna be happier than you
[01:00.81] I don't need no money
[01:04.67] I wanna be happier than you
[01:11.40] So, Mr. Forbes, it's been 6 years
[01:13.09] I'd like to know why you're still here
[01:14.99] Let me find a job for you
[01:17.02] What's it that you'd like to do?
[01:18.53] I'd like to keep on playing my tunes
[01:20.49] I feel it's gonna blow up soon
[01:22.45] Check my band on Instagram
[01:24.34] People chantin', "Mon the Shams!"
[01:25.60] I think it's time to sanction you
[01:27.29] You need to face some long, hard truths
[01:29.42] Never seem to look for work
[01:31.08] You're only riding on your luck
[01:32.75] Fine I'll take it on the chin
[01:34.42] I'll play the long game and I'll win
[01:36.31] Fuck you and your silly job
[01:38.02] I'm gonna make it to the top
[01:40.09] I don't need no money
[01:44.07] I wanna be happier than you
[01:47.25] I don't need no money
[01:50.84] I wanna be happier than you
[01:54.21] You'll think I'll never get
[01:55.55] Universal Credit?
[01:57.60] Tells me that I'll never be the one
[02:01.18] You'll think I'll never get
[02:02.76] Universal Credit?
[02:04.68] Tells me I'll never be the one
[02:14.95] So, Mr. Forbes
[02:16.19] What I've gathered is
[02:16.83] You don't actually want a job
[02:18.15] But you still want us to be paying for something
[02:19.66] That's none other than a silly paid dream
[02:21.92] Who do you think you are?
[02:23.35] Think you're a high life roller? (What!)
[02:24.65] You're nothing but a low-life doler (my God, man)
[02:26.43] How can you sit there, keeping your composure?
[02:28.68] Especially when you're a daft weed stoner! (Who the fuck are you talking to?)
[02:30.24] Kicking about in your shitty wee motor
[02:32.09] You're gonna spend all your days a loner
[02:33.72] That's it, I've had enough, appointment over!
[02:36.64] I don't need no money
[02:40.68] I wanna be happier than you
[02:44.15] I don't need no money
[02:47.83] I wanna be happier than you
[02:51.03] I don't need your money
[02:55.18] I gonna be happier than you
[02:58.25] I don't need your money
[03:01.65] I'm gonna be happier than you
[03:07.57] I've had enough, man, get out of my fucking sight
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