Parental Guidance

[00:11.28] Well I say, well I say one thing
[00:15.00] And then it ends up another
[00:17.38] And I can't be bothered
[00:19.38] 'Cause today, well it could be the first
[00:22.85] But then it could be the worst
[00:24.84] 'Cause I heard my parents fuck
[00:26.79] And I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:30.74] Bet you don't know what your parents do (Whoa)
[00:34.91] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:38.39] Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)
[00:43.55] Yeah
[00:49.32] Late one night
[00:51.32] Woke up to get some water
[00:53.74] But I heard my parents
[00:55.98] Trying for another daughter
[00:57.74] I didn't think
[00:59.58] My dad could still get it up
[01:01.54] But from the noises they were making
[01:03.54] Someone was sure getting fucked
[01:05.49] And I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:09.59] Bet you don't know what your parents do (Whoa)
[01:13.76] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:17.05] Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)
[01:21.91] (I guess the proper time has come to say
[01:24.93] I am very proud of you son)
[01:27.36] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:32.15] What's wrong with you?
[01:36.55] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:39.90] It's nothing new
[01:44.66] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:47.60] Gran likes it too
[01:52.29] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:55.46] When I'm that old I'm gonna do it too
[02:00.18] When I was watching the telly
[02:03.57] I looked up at dad's shelf
[02:05.52] And saw some KY jelly
[02:07.42] Well the thoughts
[02:08.97] Well they weren't a lot of fun
[02:11.26] When you get the funny feeling
[02:13.14] Mummy takes it up the bum
[02:15.16] And I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:19.31] Bet you don't know what your parents do (Whoa)
[02:23.36] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:27.08] Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)
[02:38.16] Well I guess
[02:39.96] It's 'cause of them I'm here
[02:42.33] But before I go on
[02:44.04] I should make one thing clear
[02:46.00] How could they
[02:47.58] Ever put me through this?
[02:49.94] 'Cause seeing your parents fucking
[02:52.29] Is worse than drinking piss
[02:53.83] And I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:57.88] Bet you don't know what your parents do (Oh)
[03:01.81] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:05.76] Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)
[03:09.95] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:13.56] Bet you don't know what your parents do (Oh)
[03:17.52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:21.15] Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)
[03:25.23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:29.22] Bet you don't know what your parents do
[03:32.94] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:36.80] Everyone knows that their parents screw
[03:40.50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:44.51] Bet you don't know what your parents do (Oh)
[03:48.52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:52.33] Everyone knows that their parents screw
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