Big Bad Wolf

Have you heard about the big bad wolf
Bout the big bad wolf, oh my
He walked into the club with his big bright eyes sublime
Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
Ooh!

What to do when ya got ya dancing shoes
But nobody round the town to jive?
Skip ski bop to Ole Grandmothers hot spot
Turn left down the yellow brick drive

You'll be surprised by the people that ya meet
Bo Peep bops with the sheep alright
The blind mice are in-sync with the beat
Jack and Jill under their sheets all night

Mary, oh Mary, how does your garden grow
Quite contrary, now stop, drop it way down low

Have you heard about the big bad wolf
Bout the big bad wolf oh my
He walked into the club with his big bright eyes sublime
Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
Ooh!
Ooh!

Little Miss Muffet's at bar on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey
She curls her hair, whilst she flirts with the bear
But that bear right there is gay

Mother goose shaking things real loose
Hyping, flossing, b-boy bopping, for you
The bad witch, she's a sneaky little bitch
She'll steal your wallet and your little dog too

Humpty Dumpty, being a fool he sat on the wall
20 shots of tequila and damn did that poor egg fall

Have you heard about the big bad wolf
Bout the big bad wolf, oh my
He walked into the club with his big bright eyes sublime
Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
Ooh!
Ooh!

Have you heard about the big bad wolf
Bout the big bad wolf, oh my
He walked into the club with his big bright eyes sublime
Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
In your bed tonight, yeah he's in your bed tonight
In your bed tonight