The Missed Connection Section of the Lindeville Gazette

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You were wearing a sparkly top at the Food City, Tuesday night
I saw you grab a case of beer, how'd you know I only drink Bud Light
Well, I got avocados and I know you got some limes
What you say maybe me and you, make a little guac sometime

Man seeking women, 25 to 44
Cool if separated, even better if divorced
I didn't catch your number, so I'll give you mine
Man seeking woman, who won't tell his wife

Felt your eyes burning through me, all the way down aisle three
Felt your strong arm brush against me, when you reached for them beans
You must be making nachos, I know I'm notchyo's, but
I've got some jalapenos, boy if you wanna spice it up

Woman seeking a man, just for an hour or two
It don't have to be the Hilton, that Super Cab'll do
If you're free on Thursday, I ain't doin' nothing
Woman seeking a man, that won't tell her husband

Man seeking woman, woman seeking a man
Just a low-down distraction, from a pawn shop wedding band
When you ain't gettin' any, you get it where you can
A man seeking woman, woman seeking a man
Man seeking woman, woman seeking a man