Standing on a Bus

[00:02.05] Have you ever seen a man
[00:04.20] Standing on one leg
[00:06.53] While standing on a bus?
[00:08.57] Have you ever seen a man
[00:10.46] Having a cup of tea
[00:12.56] Standing on one leg
[00:14.84] While standing on a bus?
[00:17.36] Have you ever seen a man
[00:18.95] Shaking a tambourine
[00:20.21] Having a cup of tea
[00:22.57] Standing on one leg
[00:24.28] While standing on a bus?
[00:26.11] Have you ever seen a man
[00:28.28] Shaving off his beard
[00:29.55] Shaking a tambourine
[00:31.81] Having a cup of tea
[00:34.04] Standing on one leg
[00:36.01] While standing on a bus?
[00:37.87] Have you ever seen a man
[00:39.99] Washing his dirty hair
[00:41.80] Shaving off his beard
[00:44.09] Shaking a tambourine
[00:45.73] Having a cup of tea
[00:47.94] Standing on one leg
[00:49.68] While standing on a bus?
[00:51.45] Have you ever seen a man
[00:53.64] Playing a game of ping-pong
[00:55.60] Washing his dirty hair
[00:57.50] Shaving off his beard
[00:59.52] Shaking a tambourine
[01:01.28] Having a cup of tea
[01:03.16] Standing on one leg
[01:05.52] While standing on a bus?
[01:06.71] You haven't? – either have I
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