iPhone

She said she’s only got one type,
I took her to the side,
I said how much to change your mind, Yeah, I could change your life...
I’d love to tell you that I advocate to eradicate poverty, Or that I give a toss about astrology,
But I don’t.
I’m actually quite a shitty conversationalist. Especially when I’m tryna be funny,
I’d love to tell you ‘bout my job,
My Brexit views and shit, the lot,
My own opinion on the virus,
My favourite spot,
I’d love to tell you if I’m ever truly happy or not, But you know what, actually,
All I give a fuck about is money.
So please...
Waffle bout your star sign, your kids, and your type,
I’d love to tell you ‘bout my shoes, my car, my jacket, my top and my watch price, I think I made a lot this year,
And I wouldn’t be bragging to say that I’m sweet,
She on 2k a month I see,
And I make that back in a week,
You think I’d waste time with a family to feed?
You know, I’m an island like Simon and Garf in the sea,
My life is a film and it’s starring the me,
Actually...
If you take a look inside you,
I think you’ll realise you,
You talk so much about yourself...
Nobody fucking likes you!
She said she’s only got one type, I took her to the side,
I said how much to change your mind, Yeah, I could change your life...
This is my favourite phone. It’s the brand-new iPhone. With a hydraulic engine,
(How cool is that)
The screen is made of glass,
To keep some degree of class,
But behind...
An electromagnetic mass of pure vibranium, What’s that, you ask?
It’s the new metal alloy invented by Apple inc.
A blend of titanium, iron, and diamond, and topped with a layer of zinc, A wonderful thought I think,
And the back is made of gold! It’s so comfortable to hold! A million when it were sold! But fuck it, it’s already old....
She said she’s only got one type, I took her to the side,
I said how much to change your mind, Yeah, I could change your life.