Eat a Piece of Fruit, You Piece of Shit

Apples are good for the brain
And kiwi are loaded with vitamins
Grapes are good for the heart
Peaches are packed with potassium

Mangos boost your immune system
Grapefruits repair your skin
Pomegranates lower the cholesterol
And pineapple fights inflammation

Eat a piece of fruit, you piece of shit
Eat fruit every day, it'll help you take a shit
Eat a piece of fruit, you piece of shit
Eat fruit every day, it'll help you take a shit

Fruit is really fucking good for you
Vitamin C repairs your body tissue
Eating lots of fruit will reduce the risk
Of heart disease *sneezes* and getting sick, oh

I gotta eat some fruit
Yeah man, stop eating all that sugary food
All that processed fuckshit
You gotta eat some healthy shit, like fruit
Fruit's good for you man, it's really good
Gonna make you feel great, it's lit

This is Netherfriends here, thanks for listening
Three albums a month this year
Keep posting me on Spotify, you piece of shit

Eat a piece of fruit, you piece of shit
Eat fruit every day, it'll help you take a shit