99 Bottles

[00:00.08] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:02.46] 99 bottles of beer
[00:04.66] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:06.93] By the end of the night, I'ma drink 'em all
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[00:28.84] Counting the clock, the clock keeps tickin'
[00:30.90] That 9 to 5 I gotta fuckin' work for a living
[00:33.48] The same routine, the same chair I sit in
[00:35.74] The same routine starts to feel like prison
[00:38.29] I'm just another slave of your everyday (fuck that)
[00:40.24] I love my job so much, I should probably quit
[00:42.78] Fuck my bosses, cheatin' wife, and his ugly kids
[00:45.31] All work, no play, that's no way to live
[00:47.86] No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage
[00:50.65] Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya
[00:52.46] Fuck you, have a nice day
[00:54.32] All I need is a cold brew and a jukebox
[00:56.35] Smokes and a few shots
[00:57.53] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:59.82] 99 bottles of beer
[01:02.14] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[01:04.50] By the end of the night, I'ma drink 'em all
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[01:11.83] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[01:14.53] Last call, last call, last call
[01:16.90] Oh yeah, c'mon, what you got?
[01:23.58] C'mon, what you got?
[01:26.37] One or two brews and I feel all right
[01:28.75] Two or three brews enjoy the ride
[01:31.10] Three or four more woudn't let me drive
[01:33.33] 'Cause I couldn't walk a straight line if I tried
[01:35.84] See I try to get mine, no time to act grownup
[01:38.26] See I try to go nuts like cops do for doughnuts
[01:40.59] See I bought that hot girl, a vodka, and soda
[01:42.98] Walk up to the bartender, this is a holdup
[01:45.50] No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage
[01:48.39] Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya
[01:50.06] Fuck you, have a nice day
[01:51.74] All I need is a cold brew and a jukebox
[01:53.99] Smokes and a few shots
[01:55.29] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[01:57.43] 99 bottles of beer
[01:59.90] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:02.06] By the end of the night, I'ma drink 'em all
[02:04.79] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:07.07] 99 bottles of beer
[02:09.49] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:12.14] Last call, last call, last call
[02:15.20] People say I got a drinking problem
[02:17.61] But let's make one thing perfectly clear
[02:21.69] I got no problem with drinking
[02:24.61] Are you with me?
[02:26.63] Are you fucking with me?
[02:30.10] Let's go
[02:32.83] Oh yeah, c'mon, what you got?
[02:40.55] C'mon, what you got?
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[03:04.66] 99 bottles of beer
[03:07.00] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:09.39] By the end of the night, I'ma drink 'em all
[03:11.75] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:14.38] 99 bottles of beer
[03:16.59] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:19.45] Last call, last call, last call
[03:22.14] Oh yeah, c'mon, what you got?
[03:28.44] C'mon, what you got?
[03:34.84] What you got?
[03:39.34] What you got?
[03:43.18] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:45.54] 99 bottles of beer
[03:48.41] (Get the fuck out of my wall)
[03:50.27] (Fucker, get out)
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