Attitude Adjustment
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Now I met an old friend in the bar the other night
And he got a little drunk and he wanted to fight
And he jumped up and challenged every man in the room
And just about the time he got the words out
An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth
And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom
It was an, attitude adjustment
I guess it was his first time
An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine
He got bent out of shape then he opened his mouth
And just one appointment, straightened him right out
It was an, attitude adjustment
Oh, it'll work every time
Now, I've got this big ol' brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Because he wants to be sure I'm treating his sister right
He got drunk one night and started beating me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
It was an, attitude adjustment, and it will work every time
An attitude adjustment, I made him see the light
And he says, "I'm his kind of man" and he comes around with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment, I cured all his family pride
Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face, I said, "Darlin', that was you're first mistake"
And then she went wild and her eyes turned red
She started breaking everything and sceaming loud, and kickin' me and cussin' me out
And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head
It was an attitude adjustment, now she loves on me all the time
Just an attitude adjustment, she got a whole new frame of mind
She don't nag, and I don't beg, and we get along and like I said
"Just an attitude adjustment, oh, everythings just fine", well, almost
She called the cops to take me in, and I said, "You're never gonna do it friend"
And they just smiled and said, "Oh, yes we will"
Now a stick to the head and a kick to the shin and several bites by Rin Tin Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail
It was an attitude adjustment, oh, I went along peacefully
Attitude adjustment, they made me clearly see
'Cause my head is black and my legs are blue
And both kneecaps are bit clean through
It was an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new
Just an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new
Mm-hm, yes, I understand just fine, perfectly
And he got a little drunk and he wanted to fight
And he jumped up and challenged every man in the room
And just about the time he got the words out
An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth
And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom
It was an, attitude adjustment
I guess it was his first time
An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine
He got bent out of shape then he opened his mouth
And just one appointment, straightened him right out
It was an, attitude adjustment
Oh, it'll work every time
Now, I've got this big ol' brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Because he wants to be sure I'm treating his sister right
He got drunk one night and started beating me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
It was an, attitude adjustment, and it will work every time
An attitude adjustment, I made him see the light
And he says, "I'm his kind of man" and he comes around with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment, I cured all his family pride
Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face, I said, "Darlin', that was you're first mistake"
And then she went wild and her eyes turned red
She started breaking everything and sceaming loud, and kickin' me and cussin' me out
And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head
It was an attitude adjustment, now she loves on me all the time
Just an attitude adjustment, she got a whole new frame of mind
She don't nag, and I don't beg, and we get along and like I said
"Just an attitude adjustment, oh, everythings just fine", well, almost
She called the cops to take me in, and I said, "You're never gonna do it friend"
And they just smiled and said, "Oh, yes we will"
Now a stick to the head and a kick to the shin and several bites by Rin Tin Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail
It was an attitude adjustment, oh, I went along peacefully
Attitude adjustment, they made me clearly see
'Cause my head is black and my legs are blue
And both kneecaps are bit clean through
It was an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new
Just an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new
Mm-hm, yes, I understand just fine, perfectly
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.39] Now I met an old friend in the bar the other night
[00:10.93] And he got a little drunk and he wanted to fight
[00:13.27] And he jumped up and challenged every man in the room
[00:16.41]
[00:17.76] And just about the time he got the words out
[00:19.90] An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth
[00:22.20] And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom
[00:26.76] It was an, attitude adjustment
[00:28.86] I guess it was his first time
[00:31.82] An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine
[00:35.98] He got bent out of shape then he opened his mouth
[00:38.21] And just one appointment, straightened him right out
[00:40.66] It was an, attitude adjustment
[00:42.50] Oh, it'll work every time
[00:45.09]
[00:46.35] Now, I've got this big ol' brother-in-law
[00:48.64] And me and him just never did get along
[00:50.89] Because he wants to be sure I'm treating his sister right
[00:55.44] He got drunk one night and started beating me up
[00:57.46] And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
[00:59.79] And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
[01:03.54]
[01:04.36] It was an, attitude adjustment, and it will work every time
[01:09.47] An attitude adjustment, I made him see the light
[01:13.66] And he says, "I'm his kind of man" and he comes around with his hat in his hand
[01:18.59] It was an attitude adjustment, I cured all his family pride
[01:23.12]
[01:24.52] Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face, I said, "Darlin', that was you're first mistake"
[01:28.70] And then she went wild and her eyes turned red
[01:33.35] She started breaking everything and sceaming loud, and kickin' me and cussin' me out
[01:37.88] And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head
[01:42.01]
[01:42.26] It was an attitude adjustment, now she loves on me all the time
[01:47.45] Just an attitude adjustment, she got a whole new frame of mind
[01:52.00] She don't nag, and I don't beg, and we get along and like I said
[01:56.43] "Just an attitude adjustment, oh, everythings just fine", well, almost
[02:02.53] She called the cops to take me in, and I said, "You're never gonna do it friend"
[02:06.95] And they just smiled and said, "Oh, yes we will"
[02:11.17] Now a stick to the head and a kick to the shin and several bites by Rin Tin Tin
[02:15.72] And I couldn't wait to get into that jail
[02:19.70]
[02:20.63] It was an attitude adjustment, oh, I went along peacefully
[02:25.66] Attitude adjustment, they made me clearly see
[02:29.88] 'Cause my head is black and my legs are blue
[02:32.20] And both kneecaps are bit clean through
[02:34.63] It was an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new
[02:39.25] Just an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new
[02:48.33] Mm-hm, yes, I understand just fine, perfectly
[02:53.00]
[00:10.93] And he got a little drunk and he wanted to fight
[00:13.27] And he jumped up and challenged every man in the room
[00:16.41]
[00:17.76] And just about the time he got the words out
[00:19.90] An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth
[00:22.20] And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom
[00:26.76] It was an, attitude adjustment
[00:28.86] I guess it was his first time
[00:31.82] An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine
[00:35.98] He got bent out of shape then he opened his mouth
[00:38.21] And just one appointment, straightened him right out
[00:40.66] It was an, attitude adjustment
[00:42.50] Oh, it'll work every time
[00:45.09]
[00:46.35] Now, I've got this big ol' brother-in-law
[00:48.64] And me and him just never did get along
[00:50.89] Because he wants to be sure I'm treating his sister right
[00:55.44] He got drunk one night and started beating me up
[00:57.46] And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
[00:59.79] And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
[01:03.54]
[01:04.36] It was an, attitude adjustment, and it will work every time
[01:09.47] An attitude adjustment, I made him see the light
[01:13.66] And he says, "I'm his kind of man" and he comes around with his hat in his hand
[01:18.59] It was an attitude adjustment, I cured all his family pride
[01:23.12]
[01:24.52] Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face, I said, "Darlin', that was you're first mistake"
[01:28.70] And then she went wild and her eyes turned red
[01:33.35] She started breaking everything and sceaming loud, and kickin' me and cussin' me out
[01:37.88] And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head
[01:42.01]
[01:42.26] It was an attitude adjustment, now she loves on me all the time
[01:47.45] Just an attitude adjustment, she got a whole new frame of mind
[01:52.00] She don't nag, and I don't beg, and we get along and like I said
[01:56.43] "Just an attitude adjustment, oh, everythings just fine", well, almost
[02:02.53] She called the cops to take me in, and I said, "You're never gonna do it friend"
[02:06.95] And they just smiled and said, "Oh, yes we will"
[02:11.17] Now a stick to the head and a kick to the shin and several bites by Rin Tin Tin
[02:15.72] And I couldn't wait to get into that jail
[02:19.70]
[02:20.63] It was an attitude adjustment, oh, I went along peacefully
[02:25.66] Attitude adjustment, they made me clearly see
[02:29.88] 'Cause my head is black and my legs are blue
[02:32.20] And both kneecaps are bit clean through
[02:34.63] It was an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new
[02:39.25] Just an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new
[02:48.33] Mm-hm, yes, I understand just fine, perfectly
[02:53.00]