Granddaddy

[00:08.70] Someday when I'm a granddaddy
[00:12.48] I'll be the laziest sonofabitch you ever seen
[00:17.60] We won't care if the children are being bratty
[00:21.39] We'll just walk around as if it's all a dream
[00:26.37] And if the whole world, loses its mind
[00:29.96] I'll be fine
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[00:35.17] Ride the roller coaster round the bend, and back again
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[00:43.91] If I live to be 'bout ninety five
[00:47.83] I'll just sit on my porch and eat myself an apple
[00:52.68] They say one a day helps keep the doctor away
[00:56.37] And that's ok
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[01:01.60] But I ain't taking any chances on my fate
[01:05.28] Gonna bounce you on my knees, just in case
[01:09.98] Someday, if I burn out or fade away
[01:14.45] Just like everything else, in my life, I'll be running late
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[01:36.80] Someday, if they put me in a home
[01:39.88] I'll be gone
[01:45.67] Ain't no use to wander round alone
[01:49.06] I'll be gone, I'll be gone
[01:54.52] Someday when I'm a granddaddy
[01:58.40] Be as sweet as pumpkin pie, just wait and see
[02:03.22] We'll hide chocolate candies all around the house
[02:07.39] So all the little ones will come and see me
[02:11.84] We'll hide chocolate candies all around the house
[02:16.24] Then all the little ones will come and see me
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