It's Alright (Album Version)

Politicians reasoning is downright confusing,
And now they're rationing gas
By the time they get through taxin' all of your money,
You can't buy hay for ass.

But I guess it's alright, just hop on your donkey,
Hope the cost of saddles don't rise,
And I guess it's alright, your in the pollution,
Find us a solution for flies.

Europe sells us petroleum jelly
A little dab at a time.
If your doctor diagnoses prostate inspection,
You better grab your behind.

But I guess it's alright, there's always Mazola,
So keep yourself a bottle at home.
And I guess it's alright, there's Washington's thinking,
Power to the porcelain throne.

TV commercials are just so damn insulting,
With all the doctors' reports,
Weeeel if you want to see how well the product is working,
Check out the stains on your shorts.

But I guess it's alright, there's laundry detergent,
And fifty different whiteners and bleach,
And I guess it's alright, the product won't hurt you,
If it doesn'y burn the fuzz off your peach.

Old grand dad's grateful for his Social Security,
You won't be seein' him beg.
The only trouble is his diet of dog food
Has got him liftin' his leg.

But I guess it's alright,
and he's got the vision to keep himself from goin' in debt,
And I think it's alright, for the prices of doctors,
He can take his aches and pains to the bed.
And I guess it's alright, it alright, it's alright, it's alright...