We Like Them Girls

[00:13.88] We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[00:16.35] Functioning vaginas
[00:17.98] Functioning vagina-ginas
[00:20.14] We like them girls with at least two limbs
[00:22.34] At least two fuckin' limbs
[00:25.59] And one is a leg - what?!
[00:26.49] We like them girls who can write their name
[00:28.75] Write it on a piece of paper
[00:30.44] They can write their name, right
[00:32.61] We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[00:35.33] Functioning vaginas
[00:36.86] Functioning vagina-ginas
[00:39.05] I don't give a damn if a dame is ugly as sin
[00:40.85] With a bunch of scruff on her chin
[00:42.70] And one functioning limb
[00:44.96] She could have a hundred babies
[00:46.40] From maybe 80 babies' daddies
[00:48.19] And crazy acne
[00:49.46] I don't need a babe to make me happy
[00:51.28] She could be a Russian with a husband
[00:52.67] Or even my second cousin
[00:54.32] As long as she doesn't bust on my lovin'
[00:56.12] End of discussion
[00:57.67] She could be dyslexic
[00:58.66] With pits that are wretched
[00:59.64] I'll even have sex if she's pregnant
[01:01.46] As long as her vagina ain't an arid desert
[01:03.81] (Wow)
[01:04.56] We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[01:07.08] Functioning vaginas
[01:08.76] Functioning vagina-ginas
[01:11.05] We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
[01:13.63] Give 'em some food and they know what to do next
[01:17.04] We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab
[01:19.90] Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab
[01:23.48] We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[01:26.34] Functioning vaginas
[01:28.09] Functioning vagina-ginas
[01:30.03] I need a girl
[01:31.18] Who can blow her nose and count her toes
[01:32.71] And doesn't need help puttin' on her clothes
[01:34.36] Walks on the sidewalk, not in the street
[01:35.75] Can at least get flip-flops on her feet
[01:37.46] A girl that can form real words with her mouth
[01:39.22] And color inside the lines
[01:40.55] Pass a first grade reading and math test
[01:42.33] Don't gotta do the best
[01:43.92] She's potty trained and don't mess on the floor
[01:45.34] I want her to speak
[01:46.40] (Whisper:) But less is more
[01:47.20] Know how to think
[01:48.21] Know how to blink
[01:48.82] Hey girl, whatcha sweatin' me for?
[01:50.13] The type of girl I can take outside
[01:51.79] My standards ain't that high
[01:53.28] A girl that can make out shapes
[01:54.67] And knows that rain comes from the sky
[01:56.15] (Yeah)
[01:56.80] We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[01:59.53] Functioning vaginas
[02:01.24] Functioning vagina-ginas
[02:03.46] We like them girls with at least two limbs
[02:05.79] At least two fuckin' limbs
[02:07.88] And one is a leg - what?!
[02:09.50] We like them girls who can write their name
[02:12.09] Write it on a piece of paper
[02:13.96] They can write their name, right
[02:15.95] We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[02:18.70] Functioning vaginas
[02:20.29] Functioning vagina-ginas
[02:22.33] Girl, you could have A.D.D.
[02:26.10] (A.D.D.)
[02:28.47] But I'll date you if you know your abc's
[02:32.29] (Hell yeah)
[02:35.07] I need a girl
[02:50.19] We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[02:52.14] Functioning vaginas
[02:53.60] Functioning vagina-ginas
[02:55.51] We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
[02:58.69] Give 'em some food and they know what to do next
[03:01.81] We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab
[03:05.22] Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab
[03:08.50] We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[03:11.23] Functioning vaginas
[03:12.55] Functioning vagina-ginas
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