A Dude Named Shawn

Hey, daddy can you sing me the bed time song about mister Shawn?
corse i will sweety.
Yo-Yo!
Whats up, yo?
Y. O. Whoa!
Y2K!
Bring it on.
I knew a guy named Shawn.
He had it goin' on!
Every single night until the break of dawn.
Sit in his living room and watch freaky porn!
and listen to gay bands.
BANDS LIKE KORN!
A dude named Shawn.
A dude named Shawn.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Shawn.
A dude named Shawn.
A dude named Shawn.
Shawn. Shawn. Shawn.
Shawn got drunk and took off his glasses.
Jumped on the floor and moved like molasses.
Slowed the whole club down.
Every body is spinning!
What's the score?
Shawn's still winning! oohh!
A dude named Shawn.
a dude named Shawn.
Whoa-a Whoa a Whoa (whoa-a whoa a whoa)
Hey, Shawn!
What!?
Sing me a song, dawg!
You mean the song about my giant schlong, dawg? (Yea.)
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus!
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus!
Hey, Shawn!
What!?
Sing me a song, dawg!
You mean the song about my giant schlong, dawg? (YEA!)
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus!
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus!
It's Friday night and im bout to start a fight
With Jordan jersey and my British knights.
That's what im talking about Shawn was always known for startin' shit!
At the party i brought punch; he peed in it!
Shawn was a BIG DICK MOTHAFUCKA.
Had a hot girl and he loved to to fuck her.
they would go on dates and he made her do crazy shit.
like when they went fishing and he told that bitch.
"Hold my dick while im pissin', bitch and uh.whole my rod while i'm fishin' fish."
I want a nasty bitch.
A real sick bitch.
The kind of sick bitch that would eat ya shit.
I want a girl so sick.
that she's crazy fuckin' mental.
Takes a shit on a plate and dissects it with a pencil.
Then takes that fucking pencil and puts in in her mouth!
then sicks it in her pussy.
then sticks it in her mouth!
I want a girl so mother fuckin sick
that she would.
eat my fuckin shit!
That's the kind of girl Shawn has
I wanna wax my cannon
if you know what mean
i wanna jack off on Charlie Sheen
Hot Shots bardou
In ya face like uuugh.
Bass. Bass.
Treble and bass.
Shawn had a pretty fuckin ugly face.
But his dick was long and his heart was strong.
Like i said before he had it going it on
Remember to write some words for this part.
Hey, Shawn!
What!?
Sing me a song, dawg.
You mean the song about my giant schlong, dawg? (Yea.)
Hey, Shawn!
What!?
Sing me a song, dawg.
You mean the song about my giant schlong, dawg? (Yea.)
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus.
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus.
Hey, Shawn!
What!?
Sing me a song, dawg.
You mean the song about my giant schlong, dawg? (Yea.)
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus.
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus.