Dear Abby
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Dear Abby
Got a problem...
I'm a decent, underpaid, hard-working county coroner
It's important that my family eats meat at least three times a week
But we just can't afford to with prices the way they are
So I bring home some choice cuts from my autopsy subjects
Just mix in the Tuna Helper and ta-da!
Dear Abby
Got a problem...
The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious
They ask me "what's your secret?"
Abby, I think they're getting suspicious
My smart-ass eight year old keeps asking "Where's all the meat?"
The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge
If they find out the truth, I don't think they'll understand
Abby, what do I tell my family?
Dear Reaganomics victim
Consult your clergyman
Make sure the body's blessed
And everything should be just fine
Just fine
Got a problem...
I'm a decent, underpaid, hard-working county coroner
It's important that my family eats meat at least three times a week
But we just can't afford to with prices the way they are
So I bring home some choice cuts from my autopsy subjects
Just mix in the Tuna Helper and ta-da!
Dear Abby
Got a problem...
The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious
They ask me "what's your secret?"
Abby, I think they're getting suspicious
My smart-ass eight year old keeps asking "Where's all the meat?"
The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge
If they find out the truth, I don't think they'll understand
Abby, what do I tell my family?
Dear Reaganomics victim
Consult your clergyman
Make sure the body's blessed
And everything should be just fine
Just fine
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.08] Dear Abby
[00:02.69] Got a problem...
[00:06.25] I'm a decent, underpaid, hard-working county coroner
[00:09.24] It's important that my family eats meat at least three times a week
[00:12.54] But we just can't afford to with prices the way they are
[00:15.54] So I bring home some choice cuts from my autopsy subjects
[00:18.64] Just mix in the Tuna Helper and ta-da!
[00:21.58] Dear Abby
[00:23.04] Got a problem...
[00:26.61] The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious
[00:29.77] They ask me "what's your secret?"
[00:31.02] Abby, I think they're getting suspicious
[00:32.93] My smart-ass eight year old keeps asking "Where's all the meat?"
[00:36.14] The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge
[00:39.06] If they find out the truth, I don't think they'll understand
[00:42.17] Abby, what do I tell my family?
[00:47.89]
[00:52.49] Dear Reaganomics victim
[00:55.98] Consult your clergyman
[00:57.62] Make sure the body's blessed
[00:59.32] And everything should be just fine
[01:05.18] Just fine
[01:09.45]
[00:02.69] Got a problem...
[00:06.25] I'm a decent, underpaid, hard-working county coroner
[00:09.24] It's important that my family eats meat at least three times a week
[00:12.54] But we just can't afford to with prices the way they are
[00:15.54] So I bring home some choice cuts from my autopsy subjects
[00:18.64] Just mix in the Tuna Helper and ta-da!
[00:21.58] Dear Abby
[00:23.04] Got a problem...
[00:26.61] The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious
[00:29.77] They ask me "what's your secret?"
[00:31.02] Abby, I think they're getting suspicious
[00:32.93] My smart-ass eight year old keeps asking "Where's all the meat?"
[00:36.14] The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge
[00:39.06] If they find out the truth, I don't think they'll understand
[00:42.17] Abby, what do I tell my family?
[00:47.89]
[00:52.49] Dear Reaganomics victim
[00:55.98] Consult your clergyman
[00:57.62] Make sure the body's blessed
[00:59.32] And everything should be just fine
[01:05.18] Just fine
[01:09.45]