The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man (Single Uncensored Mono Version)

[00:20.82] Well I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A
[00:28.35] Well I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A
[00:35.12] But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway
[00:42.26] Well I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
[00:49.10] Well I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
[00:55.99] I'm an under assistant west coast promo man, yeah, yeah
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[01:23.95] Well I promo groups when they come into town
[01:30.98] Well I promo groups when they come into town
[01:37.89] Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down
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[02:06.05] Well I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
[02:12.95] Yeah I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
[02:19.65] I'm the necessary talent behind every rock and roll band
[02:26.94] Yeah, I'm sharp, I'm really, really sharp
[02:32.85] I sure do earn my pay, sittin' on the beach every day
[02:38.58] Yeah, I had two flops
[02:41.64] I break my ass every day
[02:44.41] I'm real, real sharp, yes I am
[02:47.27] I got a cravat and a seersucker suit, yes I have
[02:56.82] Here come the bus, uh oh
[03:00.52] Uh, I thought I had a, a dime, where's my dime?
[03:03.64] I knew, I know I got a dime here somewhere
[03:07.06] Oh, I'm so sharp
[03:09.07] You won't believe how sharp I really am
[03:12.39] Don't laugh at me
[03:14.08] I'm no phony
[03:16.32] I'm no phony no, no
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