My Wife's a Psychopath

I couldn't wait
For my blind date
I did not sleep that night
Could I catch
The perfect match
Would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass
So middle class
Dignified meek & mild?
I faced the wrath
Of a Psychopath
& a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong
She wern't the one for me
But I was trapped
When I got slapped
By a raving loony
She got mean
She caused a scene
I said "You're not my type"
But I gave in
How could I win?
As she threw another swipe
Ferocoiusly

My wife's a psychopath
Throws a fit
Then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath
Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath
Always on the warpath
After me mentally deranged!

I'm black & blue
I said "We're through"
I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist
I ducked she missed
So I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed
As I revealed
I had learnt
Some self defence
I smashed her face in
Just incase
Coz I hate violence
It's not for me

My wife's a psychopath
Throws a fit
Then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath
Aooeee
She's a psycho

Guitar bit

My wife's a psychopath
Throws a fit
Then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath
Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath
Always on the warpath
Psycho... Psycho... she's a bleedin' Psycho