The Dog Song

Why you so fat around your neck?
You leave fur everywhere
And your breath stinks of shit
Or of something you have eaten

But I don't mind it
Hmmm
Coz you are
My one and only dog
Ohhh

Good boy
Why would you leave my side?
Good boy
Ohhh
Good boy
Why would you ever wanna leave?
Ever wanna leave
Ever leave my side