Don't Touch Your Sister
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โฑ๏ธ 3:04 duration
๐ ID: 10272687
๐ Lyrics
Son gotta talk to you
Sit yourself down
Your daddy's got something to say
What you ought to know
'Bout the birds and the bees
And to keep you from going astray
Cause there are some rules that us men folk must foller
And life on the farm will be fine
You can bang anything that you find in the holler
But don't touch your sister she's mine
You, can jack yourself off just as much as you want
Maybe grandma will give you a hand
Or go ask your momma cause she's been a waitin' for you
to grow into a man
You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
prickin' your dick on a spine
No tellin' where else you can go dunk your biscuit
But don't touch your sister she's mine
Don't touch your sister or you'll be in trouble
Cause that sorta thing just ain't done
If you feel a twitching from down in your britches
Go look somewhere else for your fun
You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
prickin' your dick on a spine
No tellin' where else you can go dunk your biscuit
But don't touch your sister she's mine
You can go hump your grampa cause if you'll real gentle
he probably won't know that you're there
But when you are finished just button his flannels and
prop him back up in his chair
You can have your first choice of the salesmen that
call or the preacher when he calls next time
No telling where else you can go dunk your biscuit
But don't touch your sister she's mine
Them, buzzards ain't bad when you know how to catch 'em
Just fart and they'll think that you're dead
And don't turn your back on the cat cause it scratches
but potty cabs love giving head
You can do what you like to the horses and cattle, the
chicken, the goats and the swine
You can bang anything that you find in the barnyard
But don't touch your sister she's mine
You can bang anything that you find on the farm here
But don't touch your sister she's mine
Sit yourself down
Your daddy's got something to say
What you ought to know
'Bout the birds and the bees
And to keep you from going astray
Cause there are some rules that us men folk must foller
And life on the farm will be fine
You can bang anything that you find in the holler
But don't touch your sister she's mine
You, can jack yourself off just as much as you want
Maybe grandma will give you a hand
Or go ask your momma cause she's been a waitin' for you
to grow into a man
You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
prickin' your dick on a spine
No tellin' where else you can go dunk your biscuit
But don't touch your sister she's mine
Don't touch your sister or you'll be in trouble
Cause that sorta thing just ain't done
If you feel a twitching from down in your britches
Go look somewhere else for your fun
You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
prickin' your dick on a spine
No tellin' where else you can go dunk your biscuit
But don't touch your sister she's mine
You can go hump your grampa cause if you'll real gentle
he probably won't know that you're there
But when you are finished just button his flannels and
prop him back up in his chair
You can have your first choice of the salesmen that
call or the preacher when he calls next time
No telling where else you can go dunk your biscuit
But don't touch your sister she's mine
Them, buzzards ain't bad when you know how to catch 'em
Just fart and they'll think that you're dead
And don't turn your back on the cat cause it scratches
but potty cabs love giving head
You can do what you like to the horses and cattle, the
chicken, the goats and the swine
You can bang anything that you find in the barnyard
But don't touch your sister she's mine
You can bang anything that you find on the farm here
But don't touch your sister she's mine
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:21.69] Son gotta talk to you
[00:22.55] Sit yourself down
[00:24.36] Your daddy's got something to say
[00:27.11] What you ought to know
[00:28.98] 'Bout the birds and the bees
[00:30.77] And to keep you from going astray
[00:34.49] Cause there are some rules that us men folk must foller
[00:38.01] And life on the farm will be fine
[00:40.70] You can bang anything that you find in the holler
[00:44.42] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[00:52.69] You, can jack yourself off just as much as you want
[00:56.26] Maybe grandma will give you a hand
[00:59.92] Or go ask your momma cause she's been a waitin' for you
[01:03.53] to grow into a man
[01:06.26] You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
[01:09.80] prickin' your dick on a spine
[01:13.41] No tellin' where else you can go dunk your biscuit
[01:17.14] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[01:19.80] Don't touch your sister or you'll be in trouble
[01:23.54] Cause that sorta thing just ain't done
[01:26.22] If you feel a twitching from down in your britches
[01:29.87] Go look somewhere else for your fun
[01:32.51] You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
[01:37.13] prickin' your dick on a spine
[01:39.82] No tellin' where else you can go dunk your biscuit
[01:42.53] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[01:52.51] You can go hump your grampa cause if you'll real gentle
[01:56.14] he probably won't know that you're there
[01:59.78] But when you are finished just button his flannels and
[02:03.30] prop him back up in his chair
[02:06.18] You can have your first choice of the salesmen that
[02:08.88] call or the preacher when he calls next time
[02:12.45] No telling where else you can go dunk your biscuit
[02:16.04] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[02:18.79] Them, buzzards ain't bad when you know how to catch 'em
[02:22.45] Just fart and they'll think that you're dead
[02:25.11] And don't turn your back on the cat cause it scratches
[02:28.79] but potty cabs love giving head
[02:31.46] You can do what you like to the horses and cattle, the
[02:35.12] chicken, the goats and the swine
[02:37.82] You can bang anything that you find in the barnyard
[02:41.44] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[02:45.08] You can bang anything that you find on the farm here
[02:47.74] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[02:50.48]
[00:22.55] Sit yourself down
[00:24.36] Your daddy's got something to say
[00:27.11] What you ought to know
[00:28.98] 'Bout the birds and the bees
[00:30.77] And to keep you from going astray
[00:34.49] Cause there are some rules that us men folk must foller
[00:38.01] And life on the farm will be fine
[00:40.70] You can bang anything that you find in the holler
[00:44.42] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[00:52.69] You, can jack yourself off just as much as you want
[00:56.26] Maybe grandma will give you a hand
[00:59.92] Or go ask your momma cause she's been a waitin' for you
[01:03.53] to grow into a man
[01:06.26] You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
[01:09.80] prickin' your dick on a spine
[01:13.41] No tellin' where else you can go dunk your biscuit
[01:17.14] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[01:19.80] Don't touch your sister or you'll be in trouble
[01:23.54] Cause that sorta thing just ain't done
[01:26.22] If you feel a twitching from down in your britches
[01:29.87] Go look somewhere else for your fun
[01:32.51] You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
[01:37.13] prickin' your dick on a spine
[01:39.82] No tellin' where else you can go dunk your biscuit
[01:42.53] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[01:52.51] You can go hump your grampa cause if you'll real gentle
[01:56.14] he probably won't know that you're there
[01:59.78] But when you are finished just button his flannels and
[02:03.30] prop him back up in his chair
[02:06.18] You can have your first choice of the salesmen that
[02:08.88] call or the preacher when he calls next time
[02:12.45] No telling where else you can go dunk your biscuit
[02:16.04] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[02:18.79] Them, buzzards ain't bad when you know how to catch 'em
[02:22.45] Just fart and they'll think that you're dead
[02:25.11] And don't turn your back on the cat cause it scratches
[02:28.79] but potty cabs love giving head
[02:31.46] You can do what you like to the horses and cattle, the
[02:35.12] chicken, the goats and the swine
[02:37.82] You can bang anything that you find in the barnyard
[02:41.44] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[02:45.08] You can bang anything that you find on the farm here
[02:47.74] But don't touch your sister she's mine
[02:50.48]