Kicky Kicky Flow

[00:14.85] Hey!
[00:15.61] Turn off whatever tune is on, and listen to this new song!
[00:17.97] Its BlueXephos, The Yogscast, The Goon Squad
[00:20.81] Whatever name you want to call us, Fine let's move on
[00:23.56] And clarify a few things to avoid confusion
[00:26.08] No need for Paypal, Vouchers or a coupon
[00:28.79] You can see us free of charge, Like a neutron
[00:31.27] We won't blow the roof off, But we'll put a roof on
[00:33.41] Both obsessed with little cubes and I'm not talking croutons
[00:36.83] So get your shoes shone, to a sheen
[00:39.01] Put your feet upon the futon and us upon the screen!
[00:42.01] I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
[00:44.38] Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole
[00:47.10] I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow
[00:49.75] Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow!
[00:52.75] I'll introduce the duo, to the newest Youtube viewers
[00:55.55] Xephos is lewis and Simon's who Honeydew is
[00:58.35] You'll lose all kinds of funny fluids, Flatulation
[01:00.68] Blood, Sweat, Tears, Humours and the tangy taste
[01:03.52] Of the runny gooey liquid, oozing from a Jaffa cake!
[01:06.02] We've got new tips, Music and Animations
[01:08.73] So I wanna see your, Hips, Thighs and your fanny shaking
[01:11.49] Rihanna's nothing in comparison to Granny Bacon!
[01:14.13] I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
[01:16.40] Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole
[01:19.12] I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow
[01:22.03] Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow!
[01:24.68] Oh God! You're logged onto the YogPod,
[01:27.37] With more devout followers, than the God squad
[01:29.95] There's seldom, if ever, been such a realm or dimension
[01:32.39] Bringing that much traffic, That you can hear the sound of the engines,
[01:35.23] Oh, and by the way, as well, did I mention?
[01:37.77] The fact that we've got more links, than a Zelda convention?
[01:40.46] You can tell there's a tension, But it probably isn't sexual
[01:43.35] So any innuendo there's ineffectual
[01:45.63] But mention Jaffa cakes, and Simon practically masticates
[01:48.85] He's dream meal's a stack of them, upon a massive plate!
[01:51.34] I've even seen him eat a Jaffa cake flavoured pasta bake
[01:54.00] And after ate even more, instead of after eights!
[01:56.76] I wonder where exactly does he keeps them all stashed away
[01:59.47] The number crunching is too massive to extrapolate!
[02:02.11] I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
[02:04.78] Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole
[02:07.15] I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow
[02:09.91] Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow!
[02:12.53] Dan Bull, Rapping on behalf of the Yogscast
[02:15.21] Swinging harder than my diamond axe, when I'm chopping logs fast
[02:18.17] I'm unsurpassed, When it comes to rap with Bombast
[02:20.89] So turn up the volume knob and increase the contrast!
[02:23.59] At long last, Here's a rapper thats a gaming geek
[02:26.39] Entertaining people, With amazing speed
[02:28.92] The pick of the bunch, The bigger the swing, The bigger the punch
[02:31.13] I pick up a thing up off the floor and start mining ore
[02:33.48] (Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha, Ching)
[02:34.35] Double-time rap with a bit of Minecraft
[02:35.45] Hope Mojang didn't mind that!
[02:36.80] Take a hit of my track, to the ear canal
[02:38.29] You'll be like "Bleeding 'ell"
[02:39.52] One, Two, Can you hear me now?
[02:40.89] Oi, Honeydew, Does it ring a bell?
[02:41.95] It's been years since your ears have felt like this
[02:43.52] You're isabel to my Israphel
[02:44.61] Many men'll wanna make a rap track better than me
[02:46.42] But they never will, Because evidently, They lack the skill!
[02:49.29] (AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!)
[02:50.27] I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
[02:52.75] Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole
[02:54.94] I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow
[02:57.81] Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow!
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