BIGFOOT

If you had to have sex with Bigfoot or E.T.
Bigfoot. I know that's weird
E.T. though, I think you're...
I don't know about E.T.
You know, I think you would- I would feel like I was hurting him
You know, he's such a sweet little alien, isn't he?
He doesn't wanna be fucked
Imagine that with Bigfoot
So peep it
I'll try and fuck that thing