A Secretary Is Not a Toy
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โฑ๏ธ 3:21 duration
๐ ID: 10292020
๐ Lyrics
Gentlemen!
Gentlemen.
A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy, not a toy
To fondle, and dandle, and playfully handle
In search of some purile joy
Noooooooo
A secretary is not
Definitely not
A toy
You're absolutely right Mr. Bratt
We wouldn't have it any other way Mr. Bratt
It's a company rule Mr. Bratt
A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy, not a toy
So do not go jumping for joy
Boy!
A secretary is not
A secretary is not
A secretary is not
A toy
A secretary is not a pet
Nor an erect asset
It happened to Charlie McCoy
Boy!
They fired him like a shot
The day the fella forgot
A secretary is not
A toy
She's a highly specialized decomponent
Of operational unity
A fine and sensitve mechanism
To serve the office community
With a mother she supports
And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwartz
A secretary is not to be
Used for play, therapy
Be good to the girl you employ
Boy!
Remember no matter what!
Neurotic trouble you've got
A secretary is not
A toy
A secretary is not a thing
Wound by key, pulled by string
Her pad is to write in
And not spend the night in
If that's you plan to enjoy
No.
A secretary is not
Is definitely not
Employed to do a gabot
Or you know what
Before you jump for joy
remember this my boy
A secretary is not
A tinker toy!
Gentlemen.
A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy, not a toy
To fondle, and dandle, and playfully handle
In search of some purile joy
Noooooooo
A secretary is not
Definitely not
A toy
You're absolutely right Mr. Bratt
We wouldn't have it any other way Mr. Bratt
It's a company rule Mr. Bratt
A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy, not a toy
So do not go jumping for joy
Boy!
A secretary is not
A secretary is not
A secretary is not
A toy
A secretary is not a pet
Nor an erect asset
It happened to Charlie McCoy
Boy!
They fired him like a shot
The day the fella forgot
A secretary is not
A toy
She's a highly specialized decomponent
Of operational unity
A fine and sensitve mechanism
To serve the office community
With a mother she supports
And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwartz
A secretary is not to be
Used for play, therapy
Be good to the girl you employ
Boy!
Remember no matter what!
Neurotic trouble you've got
A secretary is not
A toy
A secretary is not a thing
Wound by key, pulled by string
Her pad is to write in
And not spend the night in
If that's you plan to enjoy
No.
A secretary is not
Is definitely not
Employed to do a gabot
Or you know what
Before you jump for joy
remember this my boy
A secretary is not
A tinker toy!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.05] Gentlemen!
[00:01.83] Gentlemen.
[00:04.53] A secretary is not a toy
[00:08.24] No, my boy, not a toy
[00:11.80] To fondle, and dandle, and playfully handle
[00:17.31] In search of some purile joy
[00:21.81] Noooooooo
[00:24.62] A secretary is not
[00:26.43] Definitely not
[00:30.09] A toy
[00:37.38] You're absolutely right Mr. Bratt
[00:40.97] We wouldn't have it any other way Mr. Bratt
[00:45.55] It's a company rule Mr. Bratt
[00:51.80] A secretary is not a toy
[00:59.13] No, my boy, not a toy
[01:02.74] So do not go jumping for joy
[01:04.56] Boy!
[01:05.49] A secretary is not
[01:07.38] A secretary is not
[01:10.00] A secretary is not
[01:12.80] A toy
[01:22.76] A secretary is not a pet
[01:25.44] Nor an erect asset
[01:29.09] It happened to Charlie McCoy
[01:31.89] Boy!
[01:32.23] They fired him like a shot
[01:34.00] The day the fella forgot
[01:35.96] A secretary is not
[01:38.89] A toy
[01:44.37] She's a highly specialized decomponent
[01:47.09] Of operational unity
[01:48.84] A fine and sensitve mechanism
[01:50.60] To serve the office community
[01:53.41] With a mother she supports
[01:57.99] And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwartz
[02:04.71] A secretary is not to be
[02:07.42] Used for play, therapy
[02:12.00] Be good to the girl you employ
[02:13.83] Boy!
[02:14.75] Remember no matter what!
[02:16.50] Neurotic trouble you've got
[02:19.22] A secretary is not
[02:22.02] A toy
[02:31.96] A secretary is not a thing
[02:33.72] Wound by key, pulled by string
[02:36.56] Her pad is to write in
[02:38.30] And not spend the night in
[02:43.69] If that's you plan to enjoy
[02:45.45] No.
[02:47.38] A secretary is not
[02:49.19] Is definitely not
[02:51.85] Employed to do a gabot
[02:54.54] Or you know what
[02:55.44] Before you jump for joy
[02:58.24] remember this my boy
[03:05.44] A secretary is not
[03:09.08] A tinker toy!
[03:12.74]
[00:01.83] Gentlemen.
[00:04.53] A secretary is not a toy
[00:08.24] No, my boy, not a toy
[00:11.80] To fondle, and dandle, and playfully handle
[00:17.31] In search of some purile joy
[00:21.81] Noooooooo
[00:24.62] A secretary is not
[00:26.43] Definitely not
[00:30.09] A toy
[00:37.38] You're absolutely right Mr. Bratt
[00:40.97] We wouldn't have it any other way Mr. Bratt
[00:45.55] It's a company rule Mr. Bratt
[00:51.80] A secretary is not a toy
[00:59.13] No, my boy, not a toy
[01:02.74] So do not go jumping for joy
[01:04.56] Boy!
[01:05.49] A secretary is not
[01:07.38] A secretary is not
[01:10.00] A secretary is not
[01:12.80] A toy
[01:22.76] A secretary is not a pet
[01:25.44] Nor an erect asset
[01:29.09] It happened to Charlie McCoy
[01:31.89] Boy!
[01:32.23] They fired him like a shot
[01:34.00] The day the fella forgot
[01:35.96] A secretary is not
[01:38.89] A toy
[01:44.37] She's a highly specialized decomponent
[01:47.09] Of operational unity
[01:48.84] A fine and sensitve mechanism
[01:50.60] To serve the office community
[01:53.41] With a mother she supports
[01:57.99] And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwartz
[02:04.71] A secretary is not to be
[02:07.42] Used for play, therapy
[02:12.00] Be good to the girl you employ
[02:13.83] Boy!
[02:14.75] Remember no matter what!
[02:16.50] Neurotic trouble you've got
[02:19.22] A secretary is not
[02:22.02] A toy
[02:31.96] A secretary is not a thing
[02:33.72] Wound by key, pulled by string
[02:36.56] Her pad is to write in
[02:38.30] And not spend the night in
[02:43.69] If that's you plan to enjoy
[02:45.45] No.
[02:47.38] A secretary is not
[02:49.19] Is definitely not
[02:51.85] Employed to do a gabot
[02:54.54] Or you know what
[02:55.44] Before you jump for joy
[02:58.24] remember this my boy
[03:05.44] A secretary is not
[03:09.08] A tinker toy!
[03:12.74]