Car Park

Well I was standing at the bar I was minding my own business
When this ugly lookin fella says I tried to kiss his missus
I said 'I wouldn't know your missus from a piece of shark'
He says 'would you mind repeating that over in the car park'
Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin it's a boppin in the car park
I never do my shoppin cause I'm rockin in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park
When my baby moves she gives me lots of excitation
And the way she sucks her straw fills me with expectation
And I whisper in her ear 'honey do you... bark' ...woof!
She says 'come on and I'll show you over in the car park'
Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin it's a boppin in the car park
I never do my shoppin cause I'm rockin in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park
He had a 69 Ford I had a 67 Holden
We traded insults through the
window and the lights had long gone golden
He saw the semi-trailer just before he karked
He said 'I knew I should have dragged you over in the car park'
Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin it's a boppin in the car park
I never do my shoppin cause I'm rockin in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park
She's a hot little honey with a face like Farah Fawcett's
And the flattest little tummy well you'd swear she wears a corset
And she always lets you bite her where you never leave a mark
And there's been long queues for hours waiting their turn
In the car park
Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin it's a boppin in the car park
I never do my shoppin cause I'm rockin in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the... car park
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