Modern Love

[00:10.73] Ooh
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[00:27.77] Hey, I'm feeling so dirty, you're looking so clean
[00:35.72] And all you can give is a spin in your washing machine
[00:43.73] I fly off to Rome to my prima bella
[00:47.94] She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella
[00:51.74] Aah the pain
[00:54.49] Modern love can be a strain
[00:59.20] Aah the pain
[01:02.90] Modern love can be a strain
[01:08.06] I trusted my Venus was untouched in her shell
[01:15.06] But the pearls and the balls in her oysters were tacky as hell
[01:23.33] For Lady Godiva I came incognito
[01:27.74] The driver had stolen her red hot magneto
[01:31.54] Aah the pain
[01:34.13] Modern love can be a strain
[01:38.48] Aah the pain
[01:41.69] Modern love can be a strain
[01:50.90] I don't know why they leave me in the lurch
[01:54.44] To carry on the search
[01:56.30] It's driving me up the wall
[02:00.07] When I have so much passion
[02:02.66] Romance is out of fashion
[02:04.67] Can't handle modern love at all
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[02:30.97] Hey, I worship Diana by the light of the moon
[02:39.13] When I pull out my pipe she scream out of tune
[02:46.30] In Paris my heart sinks when I see my Mona Lisa
[02:50.63] She gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezer
[02:54.30] Aah the pain
[02:57.13] Modern love can be a strain
[03:01.44] Aah the pain
[03:04.85] Modern love can be a strain
[03:09.75] Aah the pain
[03:13.61] Ooh the pain
[03:16.56] Aah the pain
[03:20.19] Ooh, ooh
[03:25.07] Gimme the pain
[03:28.89] Ooh, the pain
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