I Write Sins Not Tragedies
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Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding"
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again...
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again...
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding"
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again...
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again...
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.43] Oh, well imagine
[00:13.38] As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
[00:16.25] And I can't help but to hear
[00:18.74] No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
[00:22.70] "What a beautiful wedding"
[00:24.89] What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
[00:28.12] And yes, but what a shame
[00:29.68] What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
[00:33.46] I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
[00:37.93] Closing a goddamn door?"
[00:39.81] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[00:43.12] With a sense of poise and rationality
[00:44.99] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[00:49.17] Closing a goddamn door?"
[00:51.05] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[00:54.84] With a sense of...
[00:56.21] Oh, well in fact
[00:58.55] Well, I'll look at it this way
[01:00.30] I mean technically, our marriage is saved
[01:02.88] Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
[01:07.56] Oh, well in fact
[01:09.88] Well, I'll look at it this way
[01:11.64] I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
[01:14.18] Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[01:20.90]
[01:30.32] I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
[01:34.35] Closing a goddamn door?"
[01:36.26] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[01:39.51] With a sense of poise and rationality
[01:41.45] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[01:45.45] Closing a goddamn door?"
[01:47.53] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[01:51.28] With a sense of poise and rationality
[01:58.88]
[02:04.04] Again...
[02:10.07]
[02:12.79] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[02:16.82] Closing a goddamn door?"
[02:18.44] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[02:22.08] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:24.15] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[02:27.93] Closing a goddamn door?"
[02:29.84] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[02:33.68] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:41.55]
[02:46.25] Again...
[02:46.45]
[00:13.38] As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
[00:16.25] And I can't help but to hear
[00:18.74] No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
[00:22.70] "What a beautiful wedding"
[00:24.89] What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
[00:28.12] And yes, but what a shame
[00:29.68] What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
[00:33.46] I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
[00:37.93] Closing a goddamn door?"
[00:39.81] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[00:43.12] With a sense of poise and rationality
[00:44.99] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[00:49.17] Closing a goddamn door?"
[00:51.05] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[00:54.84] With a sense of...
[00:56.21] Oh, well in fact
[00:58.55] Well, I'll look at it this way
[01:00.30] I mean technically, our marriage is saved
[01:02.88] Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
[01:07.56] Oh, well in fact
[01:09.88] Well, I'll look at it this way
[01:11.64] I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
[01:14.18] Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[01:20.90]
[01:30.32] I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
[01:34.35] Closing a goddamn door?"
[01:36.26] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[01:39.51] With a sense of poise and rationality
[01:41.45] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[01:45.45] Closing a goddamn door?"
[01:47.53] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[01:51.28] With a sense of poise and rationality
[01:58.88]
[02:04.04] Again...
[02:10.07]
[02:12.79] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[02:16.82] Closing a goddamn door?"
[02:18.44] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[02:22.08] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:24.15] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[02:27.93] Closing a goddamn door?"
[02:29.84] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[02:33.68] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:41.55]
[02:46.25] Again...
[02:46.45]