Demondice Wa...

Ay Yo,

Cover your ears and shield your eyes
Furthermore viewer discretion advised
A clever disguise, ridiculous ruse
I'm getting momentum and blowing a fuse

So raise your glasses for a toast
Who eats the fastest gets the most
You better be glad to hear nice to meet'ya
Usually by now I'd probably eat'ya

Riddle me this
A plot with a twist
A demon still biding her time
Instead of half-assed rhymes in the first verse
Of the worst pass for a laugh track
Flying first class on a massive rocket
To space
The face of honnor displaced
The race against mortality
Is a fallacy in its own case

And by the grace of the powers that be
You've been granted a showcase with me
The fanciest lady of this side of the gutter
Ya know
It's ya boy
Did I fucking Stutter

You're utterly sorry a sight to behold
I'm really flushing you're ready to fold
Your filter is showing a foolish mistake
I'm sorry my dear I'm afraid you're a fake

But take what you will
From an infamous demon
Wheeling and dealing
With rhyming to reason
Don't be dramatic not trying to spite you
It's none of my business that nobody likes you

Innocent 'till proven guilty
Sorry that's my game
I'm forever mister mistery
But tell'em what's my name boys and girls

Demondice wa Kakkoii
Kakkoii to kawaii
One for the money
And two for the show
H is for honesty
Usou deshou
Demondice wa kakkoii
Kakkoii to Kawaii
Yasashisa no katamari
I'm your lady

Demondice wa Kakkoii
Kakkoii to kawaii
One for the money
And two for the show
H is for honesty
Usou deshou
Demondice wa kakkoii
Kakkoii to Kawaii
Meccha Kuccha
Meccha Kuccha
Kawaiikute kakkoii ne

Ladies and Gentlemen
Boys and Bitches
Audience members will end up in stitches
Violence
Letting silence
Better pile the bodies up high
Setting your sighs on the pie in the sky
Haven't you heard that ambition's a lie
Well come to think of it I would drink to forget
The fact that my life is stil void of duets
While dead-end relationship's got you all stressed
I've been too busy becoming the best
I've been too busy confusingly dizzily
Spinning my craft to be winning material
What's on your cereal box
It's me
Be sure that you're getting you're Vitamin C
One Hundered Percent money back guarantee
The loosest of feet and the fanciest free
Kotsu Kotsu
Stepping with diligence
Hiso Hiso
Secret Magnificence
Nah it's a lie I'm a fucking disgrace
Now light my cigar and get outta my face

Truly you're mistaken if you think that I'm ashamed
I'm forever mister mistery
But tell'em what's my name boys and girls

Demondice wa Kakkoii
Kakkoii to kawaii
One for the money
And two for the show
H is for honesty
Usou deshou
Demondice wa kakkoii
Kakkoii to Kawaii
Yasashisa no katamari
I'm your lady

Demondice wa Kakkoii
Kakkoii to kawaii
One for the money
And two for the show
H is for honesty
Usou deshou
Demondice wa kakkoii
Kakkoii to Kawaii
Meccha Kuccha
Meccha Kuccha
Kawaiikute kakkoii ne