She’s the Sorta Shelia
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⏱️ 3:03 duration
🆔 ID: 10325912
📜 Lyrics
Verse 1:
A
Well there aint many sheilas where I come from
E
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
N they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
N if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
Youd shave its arse n teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldnt teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So shes the sorta sheila for me.
Chorus: (play this after each verse)
E A
Yeah, shes the sorta sheila for me
E
Shes the sorta sheila for me
She aint no fuckin oil paintin but
A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
Extra verses:
Verse 2:
Well theres no politically correct word for fuckin
fat
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
But providing I can get drunk enough
Shes Elli McPherson when Im upin er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldnt bother tryin to fuck er
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 3:
Shes got B.O. and shes got bad breath
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
She picks her nose and shes always fartin
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate Im fuckin laughin
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 4:
Yeah, she aint to pretty and she aint to bright
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Shes got the uglies and shes got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root er
So shes the sorta sheila for me.
play chorus twice
End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
A A
Yeah you know the best bit is shes deaf n dumb
D D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E E
So Im not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
E A (normal strum pattern)
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
E A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
E A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
E A E A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
A
Well there aint many sheilas where I come from
E
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
N they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
N if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
Youd shave its arse n teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldnt teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So shes the sorta sheila for me.
Chorus: (play this after each verse)
E A
Yeah, shes the sorta sheila for me
E
Shes the sorta sheila for me
She aint no fuckin oil paintin but
A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
Extra verses:
Verse 2:
Well theres no politically correct word for fuckin
fat
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
But providing I can get drunk enough
Shes Elli McPherson when Im upin er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldnt bother tryin to fuck er
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 3:
Shes got B.O. and shes got bad breath
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
She picks her nose and shes always fartin
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate Im fuckin laughin
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 4:
Yeah, she aint to pretty and she aint to bright
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Shes got the uglies and shes got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root er
So shes the sorta sheila for me.
play chorus twice
End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
A A
Yeah you know the best bit is shes deaf n dumb
D D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E E
So Im not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
E A (normal strum pattern)
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
E A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
E A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
E A E A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.88] Verse 1:
[00:09.01] A
[00:09.27] Well there aint many sheilas where I come from
[00:11.95] E
[00:12.06] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:14.22] N they recon I got the ugliest one
[00:16.55] A
[00:16.74] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:19.32] N if ya had a dog that looked like that
[00:21.64] D
[00:21.70] Youd shave its arse n teach it to walk backwards
[00:24.00] E
[00:24.21] But you couldnt teach an animal to fuck like that
[00:26.52] A
[00:26.73] So shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:29.69] Chorus: (play this after each verse)
[00:29.88] E A
[00:30.07] Yeah, shes the sorta sheila for me
[00:32.46] E
[00:32.61] Shes the sorta sheila for me
[00:34.93] She aint no fuckin oil paintin but
[00:37.74] A
[00:37.96] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:40.99] Extra verses:
[00:41.18] Verse 2:
[00:41.30] Well theres no politically correct word for fuckin
[00:43.39] fat
[00:43.96] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:46.54] Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
[00:48.69] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:51.29] But providing I can get drunk enough
[00:53.63] Shes Elli McPherson when Im upin er
[00:56.00] And even Wayne Kerry wouldnt bother tryin to fuck er
[00:58.66] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[01:13.09] Verse 3:
[01:13.28] Shes got B.O. and shes got bad breath
[01:15.79] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[01:18.04] She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
[01:20.50] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[01:23.11] She picks her nose and shes always fartin
[01:25.59] Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
[01:27.61] But I tell ya what mate Im fuckin laughin
[01:30.32] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[01:45.00] Verse 4:
[01:45.13] Yeah, she aint to pretty and she aint to bright
[01:58.45] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:00.90] She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
[02:03.32] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:05.82] Shes got the uglies and shes got the stupids
[02:08.35] Mate two short planks look like a computer
[02:10.82] And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root er
[02:13.17] So shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:31.80] play chorus twice
[02:36.70] End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
[02:36.85] A A
[02:37.08] Yeah you know the best bit is shes deaf n dumb
[02:40.09] D D
[02:40.25] And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
[02:42.44] E E
[02:42.54] So Im not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
[02:45.14] E A (normal strum pattern)
[02:45.24] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:47.48] E A
[02:47.54] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:51.61] E A
[02:51.87] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:54.82] E A E A
[02:55.02] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:56.64]
[00:09.01] A
[00:09.27] Well there aint many sheilas where I come from
[00:11.95] E
[00:12.06] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:14.22] N they recon I got the ugliest one
[00:16.55] A
[00:16.74] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:19.32] N if ya had a dog that looked like that
[00:21.64] D
[00:21.70] Youd shave its arse n teach it to walk backwards
[00:24.00] E
[00:24.21] But you couldnt teach an animal to fuck like that
[00:26.52] A
[00:26.73] So shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:29.69] Chorus: (play this after each verse)
[00:29.88] E A
[00:30.07] Yeah, shes the sorta sheila for me
[00:32.46] E
[00:32.61] Shes the sorta sheila for me
[00:34.93] She aint no fuckin oil paintin but
[00:37.74] A
[00:37.96] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:40.99] Extra verses:
[00:41.18] Verse 2:
[00:41.30] Well theres no politically correct word for fuckin
[00:43.39] fat
[00:43.96] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:46.54] Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
[00:48.69] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[00:51.29] But providing I can get drunk enough
[00:53.63] Shes Elli McPherson when Im upin er
[00:56.00] And even Wayne Kerry wouldnt bother tryin to fuck er
[00:58.66] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[01:13.09] Verse 3:
[01:13.28] Shes got B.O. and shes got bad breath
[01:15.79] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[01:18.04] She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
[01:20.50] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[01:23.11] She picks her nose and shes always fartin
[01:25.59] Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
[01:27.61] But I tell ya what mate Im fuckin laughin
[01:30.32] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[01:45.00] Verse 4:
[01:45.13] Yeah, she aint to pretty and she aint to bright
[01:58.45] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:00.90] She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
[02:03.32] But shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:05.82] Shes got the uglies and shes got the stupids
[02:08.35] Mate two short planks look like a computer
[02:10.82] And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root er
[02:13.17] So shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:31.80] play chorus twice
[02:36.70] End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
[02:36.85] A A
[02:37.08] Yeah you know the best bit is shes deaf n dumb
[02:40.09] D D
[02:40.25] And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
[02:42.44] E E
[02:42.54] So Im not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
[02:45.14] E A (normal strum pattern)
[02:45.24] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:47.48] E A
[02:47.54] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:51.61] E A
[02:51.87] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:54.82] E A E A
[02:55.02] Shes the sorta sheila for me.
[02:56.64]