Taking My Ball (Album Version Explicit)

[00:02.52] Yo... Dre, Man
[00:07.46] Make my vocals sound sexy
[00:13.90] Come on man, come on man, okay
[00:21.29] It feels so wrong cause it feels so right
[00:23.45] But its all right, its ok with me
[00:26.18] I'll do my steps all by myself
[00:28.69] I don't need nobody to play with me
[00:31.45] But if you just give me a chance
[00:33.45] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[00:36.14] But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[00:38.24] Taking My Ball and going home, home
[00:42.34] I'm that guy man
[00:43.38] Shove a diamond up my hind end
[00:44.94] And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
[00:47.41] Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
[00:50.47] While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl
[00:52.22] Now lets cuddle
[00:53.22] Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood
[00:55.14] What I do for my next trick
[00:56.96] Im feeling won-der-ful
[00:58.37] I think I might just do something a little less subtle
[01:00.89] Shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kids butthole
[01:03.58] Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash
[01:05.73] Ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin
[01:09.22] I slash her in the ass with a icicle
[01:11.88] And leave her laying a blood bath
[01:13.58] While I put a catheter in
[01:15.01] And jump in the bath with her
[01:16.60] In my spiderman mask man
[01:18.26] Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
[01:20.53] Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
[01:24.06] Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some
[01:27.12] Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one
[01:29.85] Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on
[01:32.45] God damn man are you that much of an asshole
[01:34.98] It feels so wrong cause it feels so right
[01:37.37] But its all right, its ok with me
[01:39.96] I'll do my steps all by myself
[01:42.57] I don't need nobody to play with me
[01:45.26] But if you just give me a chance
[01:47.12] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[01:49.91] But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[01:52.35] Taking My Ball and going home, home
[01:55.54] I'm like Houdini
[01:56.88] Tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
[01:58.55] One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
[02:01.29] Make the shit disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie
[02:04.92] You don't know the meaning of a meanie
[02:06.58] They call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
[02:08.43] I'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
[02:11.08] Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far up in your uvula
[02:14.55] You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
[02:17.33] Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studio
[02:20.27] Now who do ya think is more fruitier
[02:22.48] Weenier smoothered in peanut butter putting
[02:24.05] On a tube of ya eye shadow and man it look nice
[02:26.46] You should've seen it mother
[02:28.16] I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card
[02:30.45] Then I'll go meet Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
[02:33.27] Then mosy on over to Rosie-o-Donnell's
[02:35.72] With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
[02:38.09] It feels so wrong cause it feels so right
[02:40.53] But its all right, its ok with me
[02:43.25] I'll do my steps all by myself
[02:45.84] I don't need nobody to play with me
[02:48.48] But if you just give me a chance
[02:50.53] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[02:53.12] But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[02:54.94] Taking My Ball and going home, home
[02:59.20] Shady what are you doing chewing on a human
[03:00.98] Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back, BOOM!
[03:04.27] Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
[03:06.82] Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon
[03:09.73] Skewing a rat a cat screwing a baboon
[03:12.32] You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom
[03:15.01] You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
[03:17.59] You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance ooh
[03:20.51] But their afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:22.93] And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing
[03:25.17] Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for
[03:27.65] Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
[03:30.62] Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed
[03:33.32] Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
[03:36.18] No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed
[03:38.79] You like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name
[03:41.30] It feels so wrong cause it feels so right
[03:43.83] But its all right, its ok with me
[03:46.56] I'll do my steps all by myself
[03:49.16] I don't need nobody to play with me
[03:51.89] But if you just give me a chance
[03:53.92] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[03:56.58] But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[03:59.28] Taking My Ball and going home, home
[04:02.66] Fine nobody wants to play with me
[04:05.03] Fuck you then bitch!
[04:07.53] You guys are always mean to me anyways
[04:09.94] All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
[04:14.37] You guys are gonna make me... make me sad I'm sad
[04:19.26] I'm gonna cry... I'm crying
[04:23.10] I'm going' tell my mom... mom...
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