Welcome to Adelaide

Welcome to Adelaide
It's a real nice town
Lots of policemen everywhere
They're sure to remove that frown

They've got judges too
They'd like to buttfuck you
But only if you're under nine
Welcome to Adelaide
You're sure to have a swell time

There's a rumor goin' round
About the cannibals of Snowtown
Their incredibly expensive legal machine

Who oils the machine?
Who oils the machine?
The machine
The machine

There's a rumor doin' the rounds
About a brutal gang
Of cops and politicians
Who rape and murder little kiddies

Yeah, they call them the family
Yes, they call them the family