Me and My Body Pillow

My wife left me today
She took the kids, and she drove away
Now I'm alone, just me and my body pillow

My wife said it wasn't okay
To watch hentai 8 hours a day
Now I'm alone, just me and my waifu pillow

I've been kink shamed!
And I've been slut shamed!
And every other type of shamed
I was just trying to be myself but my wife didn't see it that way
But you know who doesn't shame me?
My body pillow

Who cares if I miss my son's games, or my daughter's recital
That shit is lame!
I was having more fun at home with my body pillow

Sometimes I wish I was born in Japan
Now the only friend I have is my hand
But at least I have you, 4-foot body pillow

My wife has committed a hate crime by leaving me alone
She clearly hates Asian culture get the ACLU on the phone
But you know who loves the Asians?
My body pillow
My body pillow
My body pillow

It's just me and my hentai and my 4-foot body pillow