The Craigslist Couch Song

[00:02.35] Mr. Fly
[00:04.48] Has been
[00:06.24] Compromised
[00:08.54] Mr. Fly is our couch
[00:10.39] A rat has taken up residence
[00:14.79] Inside
[00:16.55] Its a long story
[00:18.44] Where does one turn
[00:20.71] When one needs
[00:22.63] A new place to sit
[00:27.46] Think think think
[00:29.15] Think think think
[00:29.95] Think think think
[00:31.00] Think Craigslist
[00:35.46] Beatrice
[00:37.30] Has been
[00:39.19] Comprimised
[00:41.26] Beatrice is my couch
[00:42.08] I named her that
[00:43.17] Now its red
[00:45.12] When it once
[00:47.32] Was white
[00:49.07] (I have chronic nosebleeds)
[00:51.26] How in the world
[00:53.54] Does one get
[00:55.56] Rid of this
[01:00.51] Think think think
[01:01.66] Think think think
[01:02.58] Think think think
[01:03.56] Think Craigslist
[01:08.65] Im posting an add
[01:10.33] We're replying to an add
[01:12.34] On craigslist
[01:16.10] It looks like a real red couch
[01:18.29] Look at this real red couch
[01:20.34] On craigslist
[01:24.99] We gotta snag this couch man
[01:26.63] Im gonna call him
[01:27.98] Boop boop boop
[01:28.91] Bede boop boop boop
[01:30.36] Boop
[01:33.05] Ring
[01:34.46] Ring
[01:36.32] Ri-
[01:37.15] Hello
[01:38.13] H-hello umm
[01:39.72] Im callin bout uh-
[01:42.04] Calling bout a couch?
[01:43.00] Yeah uh i am
[01:44.40] I knew it
[01:45.21] I can smell ypu from here
[01:47.22] Uhh o-ok
[01:50.43] Well um i just uh
[01:52.19] Intrested in it so if i could
[01:53.98] Come along then bring your
[01:55.27] Roomate and come on by
[01:56.35] Im here waiting for you boys
[01:57.90] You cant see me can you
[02:00.23] No
[02:01.64] Ok good keep it that way till you get here
[02:04.76] Oh come right now
[02:06.89] You better get here real quick
[02:08.68] I gotta bathe my mother
[02:10.10] Goodbye
[02:14.09] Were buying a sofa
[02:16.56] Thats what were gonna do
[02:22.04] But im pretty sure were buying it
[02:25.59] From a sketchy sketchy sketchy
[02:29.09] Sketchy sketchy sketchy dude
[02:33.13] Ok here we are
[02:33.90] Were at the front door
[02:35.26] Sh-should i knock
[02:36.19] Sh-should i ring the
[02:36.97] Ring the door bell
[02:38.00] Okay
[02:38.74] Dingdong
[02:40.30] Dingdong
[02:41.91] Dingdong Dingdong
[02:43.89] Hey phillip
[02:45.81] Uh im not. Im not phillip
[02:48.82] You smell different when youre awake
[02:50.10] You gotta real nice forehead
[02:53.73] Th-thanks
[02:54.75] I-i usually cover it up but
[02:58.20] Well let me ask you a question
[02:59.72] I lost my tangerine-potatoe smoothie
[03:03.12] Could i check yalls hairs for it
[03:07.85] Were not buying a sofa
[03:11.12] Thats not what were gonna do
[03:15.96] Because ges most definetly
[03:19.60] The most sketchy sketchy sketchy
[03:23.29] Sketchy-est of dudes
[03:25.95] Lets get outta here
[03:28.28] Dolphins are the best food
[03:30.89] Mmhh
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