The Perfect Bathroom Trip
๐ต 1576 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:51 duration
๐ ID: 10413830
๐ Lyrics
We live in a world full of dirty things
Dirty doorknobs and ATM machines
Dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings
So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean
Public restrooms are a main concern
Where the walls are painted with strangers' urine
If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall
Do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin' their
All I'm makin' is a simple suggestion
To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom
I'm not concerned with your particular reason
Be it OCD or just the upcoming cold and flu season
Listen here
Do your business
Zip up and then dispense this
Little bit a paper towel, but wait
Turn on the tap, apply some soap
Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
First grab that paper towel you saved
Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area
And when getting more paper towels for your hands
Dry with it, then retain it
For the doorknob may be tainted
As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)
Do your business
Zip up and then dispense this
Little bit a paper towel, but wait
Turn on the tap, apply some soap
Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
First grab that paper towel you saved
Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area
And when getting more paper towels for your hands
Dry with it, then retain it
For the doorknob may be tainted
As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)
It's the perfect bathroom trip
Dirty doorknobs and ATM machines
Dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings
So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean
Public restrooms are a main concern
Where the walls are painted with strangers' urine
If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall
Do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin' their
All I'm makin' is a simple suggestion
To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom
I'm not concerned with your particular reason
Be it OCD or just the upcoming cold and flu season
Listen here
Do your business
Zip up and then dispense this
Little bit a paper towel, but wait
Turn on the tap, apply some soap
Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
First grab that paper towel you saved
Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area
And when getting more paper towels for your hands
Dry with it, then retain it
For the doorknob may be tainted
As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)
Do your business
Zip up and then dispense this
Little bit a paper towel, but wait
Turn on the tap, apply some soap
Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
First grab that paper towel you saved
Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area
And when getting more paper towels for your hands
Dry with it, then retain it
For the doorknob may be tainted
As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)
It's the perfect bathroom trip
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:16.85] We live in a world full of dirty things
[00:19.38] Dirty doorknobs and ATM machines
[00:21.92] Dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings
[00:24.52] So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean
[00:27.33] Public restrooms are a main concern
[00:29.98] Where the walls are painted with strangers' urine
[00:32.43] If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall
[00:34.81] Do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin' their
[00:37.93] All I'm makin' is a simple suggestion
[00:42.63] To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom
[00:48.88] I'm not concerned with your particular reason
[00:53.67] Be it OCD or just the upcoming cold and flu season
[00:58.35] Listen here
[00:59.89] Do your business
[01:01.53] Zip up and then dispense this
[01:04.17] Little bit a paper towel, but wait
[01:09.06] Turn on the tap, apply some soap
[01:11.25] Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
[01:14.53] First grab that paper towel you saved
[01:20.35] Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area
[01:25.04] And when getting more paper towels for your hands
[01:30.40] Dry with it, then retain it
[01:33.36] For the doorknob may be tainted
[01:35.87] As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
[01:39.81] It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
[01:44.98] It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)
[01:52.55] Do your business
[01:54.41] Zip up and then dispense this
[01:57.13] Little bit a paper towel, but wait
[02:01.51] Turn on the tap, apply some soap
[02:04.27] Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
[02:07.49] First grab that paper towel you saved
[02:12.89] Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area
[02:18.20] And when getting more paper towels for your hands
[02:23.13] Dry with it, then retain it
[02:25.83] For the doorknob may be tainted
[02:28.49] As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
[02:32.46] It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
[02:37.74] It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)
[02:42.70] It's the perfect bathroom trip
[02:44.89]
[00:19.38] Dirty doorknobs and ATM machines
[00:21.92] Dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings
[00:24.52] So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean
[00:27.33] Public restrooms are a main concern
[00:29.98] Where the walls are painted with strangers' urine
[00:32.43] If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall
[00:34.81] Do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin' their
[00:37.93] All I'm makin' is a simple suggestion
[00:42.63] To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom
[00:48.88] I'm not concerned with your particular reason
[00:53.67] Be it OCD or just the upcoming cold and flu season
[00:58.35] Listen here
[00:59.89] Do your business
[01:01.53] Zip up and then dispense this
[01:04.17] Little bit a paper towel, but wait
[01:09.06] Turn on the tap, apply some soap
[01:11.25] Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
[01:14.53] First grab that paper towel you saved
[01:20.35] Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area
[01:25.04] And when getting more paper towels for your hands
[01:30.40] Dry with it, then retain it
[01:33.36] For the doorknob may be tainted
[01:35.87] As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
[01:39.81] It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
[01:44.98] It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)
[01:52.55] Do your business
[01:54.41] Zip up and then dispense this
[01:57.13] Little bit a paper towel, but wait
[02:01.51] Turn on the tap, apply some soap
[02:04.27] Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
[02:07.49] First grab that paper towel you saved
[02:12.89] Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area
[02:18.20] And when getting more paper towels for your hands
[02:23.13] Dry with it, then retain it
[02:25.83] For the doorknob may be tainted
[02:28.49] As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
[02:32.46] It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
[02:37.74] It's the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect)
[02:42.70] It's the perfect bathroom trip
[02:44.89]