Photoshop Your Memories
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You pull out your photos of your wedding in the spring
And you're confronted by your double chin
And your bald spot glistening
You could get a membership at the fitness hut down the road
Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down
And even give yourself a 'fro
Your high school reunion is coming next Friday
And you know everyone will ask to see some
Pictures of the babies that you've made
But the problem is your kid's head is big
I mean, we're talking alien-size here
We'll just cut and paste a hat or at least a durag
And it won't seem so severe
Photoshop your memories
A picture's worth a thousand words
So, a few white lies shouldn't hurt
Your birthday (this past Monday)
Was a fun day (except for one thing)
Your mother-in-law (who makes your skin crawl)
Stuck her face in every frame
You'd prefer (to remember)
That day without (her tattooed brows)
The simplest solution (decrease the resolution)
And crop that woman out
Photoshop your memories
Your real-life may be subpar
But you can be who you want people to think you are
Make yourself thin, give yourself abs
Remove that mole, say no to crack
Say you went to the Alps in a luxury car
With a Swedish model
Just be who you want people to think you are
Photoshop your memories
A picture's worth a thousand words
So, a few white lies shouldn't hurt
And you're confronted by your double chin
And your bald spot glistening
You could get a membership at the fitness hut down the road
Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down
And even give yourself a 'fro
Your high school reunion is coming next Friday
And you know everyone will ask to see some
Pictures of the babies that you've made
But the problem is your kid's head is big
I mean, we're talking alien-size here
We'll just cut and paste a hat or at least a durag
And it won't seem so severe
Photoshop your memories
A picture's worth a thousand words
So, a few white lies shouldn't hurt
Your birthday (this past Monday)
Was a fun day (except for one thing)
Your mother-in-law (who makes your skin crawl)
Stuck her face in every frame
You'd prefer (to remember)
That day without (her tattooed brows)
The simplest solution (decrease the resolution)
And crop that woman out
Photoshop your memories
Your real-life may be subpar
But you can be who you want people to think you are
Make yourself thin, give yourself abs
Remove that mole, say no to crack
Say you went to the Alps in a luxury car
With a Swedish model
Just be who you want people to think you are
Photoshop your memories
A picture's worth a thousand words
So, a few white lies shouldn't hurt
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:16.36] You pull out your photos of your wedding in the spring
[00:23.35] And you're confronted by your double chin
[00:27.46] And your bald spot glistening
[00:31.72] You could get a membership at the fitness hut down the road
[00:38.99] Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down
[00:43.23] And even give yourself a 'fro
[00:46.75] Your high school reunion is coming next Friday
[00:54.44] And you know everyone will ask to see some
[00:58.48] Pictures of the babies that you've made
[01:02.13] But the problem is your kid's head is big
[01:06.02] I mean, we're talking alien-size here
[01:09.84] We'll just cut and paste a hat or at least a durag
[01:13.90] And it won't seem so severe
[01:16.89] Photoshop your memories
[01:25.97] A picture's worth a thousand words
[01:29.32] So, a few white lies shouldn't hurt
[01:35.03] Your birthday (this past Monday)
[01:38.52] Was a fun day (except for one thing)
[01:43.01] Your mother-in-law (who makes your skin crawl)
[01:46.89] Stuck her face in every frame
[01:51.21] You'd prefer (to remember)
[01:54.43] That day without (her tattooed brows)
[01:58.77] The simplest solution (decrease the resolution)
[02:02.45] And crop that woman out
[02:05.32] Photoshop your memories
[02:14.42] Your real-life may be subpar
[02:17.68] But you can be who you want people to think you are
[02:23.09] Make yourself thin, give yourself abs
[02:30.71] Remove that mole, say no to crack
[02:38.13] Say you went to the Alps in a luxury car
[02:46.26] With a Swedish model
[02:50.76] Just be who you want people to think you are
[02:56.79] Photoshop your memories
[03:05.62] A picture's worth a thousand words
[03:09.28] So, a few white lies shouldn't hurt
[03:19.68]
[00:23.35] And you're confronted by your double chin
[00:27.46] And your bald spot glistening
[00:31.72] You could get a membership at the fitness hut down the road
[00:38.99] Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down
[00:43.23] And even give yourself a 'fro
[00:46.75] Your high school reunion is coming next Friday
[00:54.44] And you know everyone will ask to see some
[00:58.48] Pictures of the babies that you've made
[01:02.13] But the problem is your kid's head is big
[01:06.02] I mean, we're talking alien-size here
[01:09.84] We'll just cut and paste a hat or at least a durag
[01:13.90] And it won't seem so severe
[01:16.89] Photoshop your memories
[01:25.97] A picture's worth a thousand words
[01:29.32] So, a few white lies shouldn't hurt
[01:35.03] Your birthday (this past Monday)
[01:38.52] Was a fun day (except for one thing)
[01:43.01] Your mother-in-law (who makes your skin crawl)
[01:46.89] Stuck her face in every frame
[01:51.21] You'd prefer (to remember)
[01:54.43] That day without (her tattooed brows)
[01:58.77] The simplest solution (decrease the resolution)
[02:02.45] And crop that woman out
[02:05.32] Photoshop your memories
[02:14.42] Your real-life may be subpar
[02:17.68] But you can be who you want people to think you are
[02:23.09] Make yourself thin, give yourself abs
[02:30.71] Remove that mole, say no to crack
[02:38.13] Say you went to the Alps in a luxury car
[02:46.26] With a Swedish model
[02:50.76] Just be who you want people to think you are
[02:56.79] Photoshop your memories
[03:05.62] A picture's worth a thousand words
[03:09.28] So, a few white lies shouldn't hurt
[03:19.68]