Fried Ham

Fried ham
Fried ham, fried ham
Cheese and baloney
And after the macaroni
We'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels
And then we'll have some more fried ham
Fried ham, fried ham

Next verse, same as the first
Texas accent makes it worse

Fried ham
Fried ham, fried ham
Cheese and baloney
And after the macaroni
We'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels
And then we'll have some more fried ham
Fried ham, fried ham

Next verse, same as the first
Opera voice makes it worse

Fried ham
Fried ham, fried ham
Cheese and baloney
And after the macaroni
We'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels
And then we'll have some more fried ham
Fried ham, fried ham

Next verse, same as the first
Underwater makes it worse

Fried ham
Fried ham, fried ham
Cheese and baloney
And after the macaroni
We'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels
And then we'll have some more fried ham
Fried ham, fried ham