Truss Me I'm An Engineer

[00:01.81] Hello fellow engineers
[00:03.98] I'm an engineer
[00:05.75] Making an arse out of myself
[00:07.61] Like I've done for over a year
[00:09.53] It's got us to a million subs
[00:11.81] Of that I'm very proud
[00:13.67] And this video will show you
[00:15.39] Some designs that are very loud
[00:17.79] I've built a many buildings, well
[00:19.89] Some of them have stunk
[00:21.62] I grew up in the '90s so
[00:23.93] This song's going pop punk
[00:25.88] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[00:27.55] I turned a bridge into a plane
[00:29.74] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[00:31.40] Building this gave me a huge migraine
[00:33.89] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[00:35.52] With an epic dog that has no fear
[00:37.78] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[00:39.55] I literally have, no idea
[00:41.72] I built a lot of bridges
[00:43.41] Some of them even dance
[00:45.62] My planes don't fly all that well
[00:47.89] And this guy stood no chance
[00:49.67] I had to drive a flaming truck
[00:51.75] But later built a bridge
[00:53.54] No wheel, no tire, no problem!
[00:55.61] These parts I never miss
[00:57.55] I drive my mower like a boss
[00:59.70] This Jag did not agree
[01:01.68] I tried to build a rocket
[01:03.56] And the top just went wee!
[01:05.99] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[01:07.84] The strongest shape works right here
[01:09.99] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[01:11.62] What the hell did just happen here?
[01:13.85] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[01:15.76] With epic skill and epic gear
[01:17.72] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[01:19.55] Oh poo, I may have failed here
[01:23.75] And time for a breakdown
[01:25.83] Yes, I might be old
[01:28.08] But I'm still down with the kids
[01:29.94] Yes, this is a terrible song
[01:32.09] But at least it contains a dong
[01:33.72] And speaking of the strongest shape
[01:35.44] While looking at this fine landscape
[01:37.58] I'm going back to the bridge
[01:39.75] Though this type I won't encourage
[01:41.83] Helidog may have failed
[01:43.53] But the diaper tower didn't
[01:45.68] The bridge rocket was very good
[01:47.55] This plane was also sufficient
[01:49.55] Whilst falling from a greatish height
[01:51.67] I remembered this great road
[01:53.62] You say it's bad, but I'm a pro
[01:55.51] Even when things do explode
[01:57.61] My bicycle was mighty fine
[01:59.84] My tank made things go boosh!
[02:01.76] The flaming tampon did the job
[02:03.62] This flood came and then floosh!
[02:05.82] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:07.63] The strongest shape is a dong
[02:09.81] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:11.57] That's why I covered this this great song
[02:13.93] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:15.53] This sub conquered land and sea
[02:17.63] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:19.68] I'm gonna go and drink more tea
[02:21.96] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:23.70] Moving furniture had some snags
[02:25.84] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:27.50] All architects are scumbags
[02:30.07] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:31.58] I nuked a shop just for fun
[02:33.78] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:35.50] Look at Paddy being dumb!
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[02:45.73] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:47.67] Whoever built this earned a beer
[02:49.86] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:51.66] We can boosh it there, we can boosh it here
[02:53.81] Truss me, I'm an engineer
[02:55.54] Without you guys I wouldn't be here
[02:57.92] Truss me, I won't complain
[02:59.67] One million subs, that's insane!
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[03:14.01] Well Paddy, that might be the cringiest thing I've ever done
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