Hey Mario

I know you think you love her
But dude it's such a bummer how you chase that girl around
You've been fighting all her battles, if she's really worth the hassle
You'd be living in the castle by now
And it makes me sick
How you break these bricks
For a girl who barely knows you exist
Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude
I think you've got a problem

Mario get your sh*t together bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low
(clock is running low)

Hey Mario! Get your sh*t together
Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this b*tch forever

Warp zone, friend zone, high score
No more stalking this chick in a Koopa-Troopa town
Live life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a Ho get him down
Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go
We'll jump the flag pole and light up the night
Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires
And spitting hot fire

Mario get your sh*t together bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating and you know
I ain't talking code (ain't talking code)

You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver
An athlete, a spaceman, a "Super Smash" suvivor
You've got coins like mad
Get a bachelor pad, down in cocoa beach, where the hunnies at yeah
Get up, get up, get off the floor
She's not the one worth dying for (fo-r-r-r)

Mario get your sh*t together bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low

(Hey Mario) Hey Mario (hey Mario) get your sh*t together bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives (hey Mario)
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro (Mario)
But the Peach been cheating and you know
I ain't talking code (ain't talking code)

Hey Mario! Get your sh*t together (hey Mario)
Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this b*tch forever (hey Mario, hey Mario)