A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields

Sometimes I'm the moralist
Sometimes I'm the apologist
Sometimes I just can't resist
Egg on my face, Egg on my face

Is this here what I believe?
Or how I want to be perceived?
My politics may seem naïve
Because they're better than me, better than me

So I think
Of the anarchist who knows just what to say
But their actions give way two different things
An objectivist
A difficult tryst
A good way I think to hate yourself more everyday

People
Their actions can seem
So often
To be against their own beliefs

Yeah I wish
I wish I was pure
A perfect example
But I will always be a hypocrite
I be not worthy to hold a candle

Holden Caulfield
Is so cool
L-O-L