Welcome to the Zoo

I've been high in the rocky mountains
I've been high in the valleys, too
I've been high as an eye of an eagle in the sky
And a whole lot higher than a few
Well, how do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do? How do you do?
Welcome to the zoo
There's a silly old ape named Arnie
He's got hair all curly and dark
But he's really at his best when he's pounding on his chest
'Cause he's thinking he's the king of the park
There's a lazy alligator named Larry
He's a-rompin' in the mud and the play
And he doesn't seem to care
That he's going nowhere
Just a-crawlin' on his belly all day
Well, how do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do? How do you do?
Welcome to the zoo
Well, there's a hooky hardcore fat fritter
She's a mother with a very fine fur
But she wallows in her dung
And she smears it on her young
And they're turning out just like her
You know the freak that can move the mountain
Is the freak that can pull the plow
But the freak that can speak with his tongue in his cheek
Is a-sittin' here singin' right now
Hey, how do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do? How do you do?
Welcome to the zoo
Who? You
I said, how do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do? How do you do?
Welcome to the zoo