Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost

[00:17.46] Welcome mighty heroes
[00:19.88] Into this ancient land
[00:22.44] A kingdom steeped in legendary splendour
[00:27.62] From the mighty highlands
[00:29.92] To the shores of Auchtertool
[00:32.48] A shining realm of unicorn defenders
[00:37.57] And in the ancient castle
[00:40.04] Atop his golden throne
[00:42.66] The king of Fife rules over
[00:45.05] His great ancestral home
[00:47.34] By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost
[00:52.60] We will voyage 'cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost
[00:57.46] In this realm of ancient battles where the king of Fife now reigns
[01:02.71] I will wield the holy hammer of flame
[01:06.58] Unholy cosmic frost!
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[01:19.53] In the merchant's district
[01:21.78] The dwarves of Aberdeen
[01:24.21] Are forging artefacts of mighty power
[01:29.64] Meanwhile in the college
[01:31.82] Where wizards learn their spells
[01:34.31] A fireball is blasting from a tower
[01:39.46] Behold the knights of Crail
[01:41.96] Atop the city walls
[01:44.45] They swore a mighty oath to say
[01:46.91] Dundee will never fall!
[01:49.27] By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost
[01:54.52] We will voyage 'cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost
[01:59.39] In this realm of ancient battles where the king of Fife now reigns
[02:04.63] I will wield the holy hammer of flame
[02:08.42] Unholy cosmic frost!
[02:12.52]
[02:31.07] Across the infinite void of time and space
[02:33.99] From a twisted dimension of shattered reality
[02:37.10] The dying screams of a malevolent sorcerer materialized
[02:40.71] And terrible were the words they spoke
[02:43.12] Sanctus!
[02:44.52] Dominus!
[02:45.60] Initiating interdimensional subspace relay
[02:49.29] Incoming transmission
[02:51.26] Activate Zargothrax Clone Alpha One
[02:54.66] (Geminus!)
[02:55.64] (Thaumaturgist rise!)
[03:00.31] Upgrading nuclear subroutines
[03:02.97] Powering up anti-telharsic nanobots
[03:07.41] Assignment: Destroy Dundee! (Duplexus! Maleficus!)
[03:12.92] (Chaos lord reborn!)
[03:34.04] By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost
[03:39.44] We will voyage 'cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost
[03:44.11] By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost
[03:49.55] We will voyage 'cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost
[03:54.38] In this realm of ancient battles where the king of Fife now reigns
[03:59.63] I will wield the holy hammer of flame
[04:03.46] Unholy cosmic frost!
[04:06.45] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six
[04:12.59] Five, four, three, two, one
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