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Short Dick Man

👤 Machito Ponce 🎼 Ponte a Brincar ⏱️ 4:02
🎵 3369 characters
⏱️ 4:02 duration
🆔 ID: 10495324

📜 Lyrics

Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)

Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Oye pana, oye brother
Yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mí
Pues, soy bien hombre
De nacimiento, Machito es mi nombre

Y tú, mujer
Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
Que no soy jinete pa' tu montura
Échame un ojo debajo 'e la cintura

Y verá', no es cuestión de talla
Pues, lo importante es que nunca me falla
Y, bien tú sabes, cuando entro a vestidores
Soy el aplauso de todos los sectore'

Pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
Lo que tú hablas es chacotera pura
Hey, woman, no es mi condición
Lo que te falta es un buen revolcón

What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
You need some fuckin' slips to put that little thing away
(Oye, woman) That has got to be
The smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life
Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes

Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
Ah-ah-ah-ah (Oye, woman)

Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Oye pana, oye brother

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Oye pana, oye brother

Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Ah-haha, ah-haha
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah-haha
Isn't that cute, an extra belly button

Oye woman, ¿qué tú sabes de mí?
Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't (Oye pana, oye brother)
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't, don't, don't want a, don't want a
Don't, don't, don't want a, don't want a
Don't, don't (Oye pana, oye brother)
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Don't want no short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Don't want no short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Don't want no short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Don't want no short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
You need some fuckin' slips to put that little thing away
(Oye, woman) That has got to be
The smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life
Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)

⏱️ Synced Lyrics

[00:14.99] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[00:16.95] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[00:20.50] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[00:22.52] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[00:24.40] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[00:28.21] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[00:30.02] Don't want no short dick man
[00:33.81] Don't want no short dick man
[00:37.63] Don't want no short dick man
[00:41.25] Don't want no short dick man
[00:44.51] Oye pana, oye brother
[00:46.42] Yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mí
[00:48.92] Pues, soy bien hombre
[00:50.25] De nacimiento, Machito es mi nombre
[00:52.02] Y tú, mujer
[00:53.96] Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
[00:55.70] Que no soy jinete pa' tu montura
[00:57.69] Échame un ojo debajo 'e la cintura
[00:59.25] Y verá', no es cuestión de talla
[01:01.38] Pues, lo importante es que nunca me falla
[01:02.99] Y, bien tú sabes, cuando entro a vestidores
[01:05.05] Soy el aplauso de todos los sectore'
[01:06.75] Pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
[01:08.64] Lo que tú hablas es chacotera pura
[01:10.14] Hey, woman, no es mi condición
[01:12.44] Lo que te falta es un buen revolcón
[01:14.78] What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
[01:16.54] Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
[01:18.11] You need some fuckin' slips to put that little thing away
[01:21.17] (Oye, woman) That has got to be
[01:23.62] The smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life
[01:26.82] Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes
[01:29.04] Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
[01:30.86] Shriveled little short dick man
[01:32.67] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[01:34.30] Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[01:36.59] Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
[01:38.02] Shriveled little short dick man
[01:40.03] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[01:41.68] Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[01:43.79] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[01:45.41] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[01:47.41] Ah-ah-ah-ah (Oye, woman)
[01:51.06] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[01:53.03] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[01:54.76] Ah-ha (Ah-hahaha)
[01:56.22] Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes
[01:58.75] Don't want no short dick man
[02:02.45] Don't want no short dick man
[02:04.18] Oye pana, oye brother
[02:06.17] Don't want no short dick man
[02:09.87] Don't want no short dick man
[02:11.48] Oye pana, oye brother
[02:13.27] Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
[02:15.12] Shriveled little short dick man
[02:16.91] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[02:18.65] Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[02:20.75] Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
[02:22.58] Shriveled little short dick man
[02:24.15] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[02:25.79] Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[02:27.92] Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
[02:29.99] Shriveled little short dick man
[02:31.63] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[02:33.18] Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[02:35.46] Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
[02:37.14] Shriveled little short dick man
[02:39.08] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[02:40.58] Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[02:42.85] Ah-haha, ah-haha
[02:44.17] Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
[02:45.87] Ah-ah-haha
[02:47.16] Isn't that cute, an extra belly button
[02:50.26] Oye woman, ¿qué tú sabes de mí?
[02:53.23] Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
[02:55.40] You need to put your pants back on, honey
[02:57.54] Don't, don't, don't
[02:58.76] Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
[03:00.75] Don't, don't, don't (Oye pana, oye brother)
[03:02.59] Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
[03:04.43] Don't, don't, don't want a, don't want a
[03:06.13] Don't, don't, don't want a, don't want a
[03:08.24] Don't, don't (Oye pana, oye brother)
[03:10.71] Don't want no short dick man
[03:12.38] Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
[03:14.18] Shriveled little short dick man
[03:15.82] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[03:17.53] Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[03:19.83] Iny weenie, teeny-weeny
[03:21.51] Shriveled little short dick man
[03:23.40] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[03:24.81] Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[03:27.23] Don't want no short dick man
[03:28.87] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[03:31.05] Don't want no short dick man
[03:32.43] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[03:34.52] Don't want no short dick man
[03:36.19] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[03:38.49] Don't want no short dick man
[03:40.00] Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
[03:42.23] What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
[03:44.07] Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
[03:45.76] You need some fuckin' slips to put that little thing away
[03:48.70] (Oye, woman) That has got to be
[03:51.23] The smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life
[03:54.59] Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes
[03:56.48] (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
[03:57.37]

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