Android Ashley (feat. Brandon Michael Lowden & Erika Henningsen) : Android Ashley (feat. Brandon Michael Lowden & Erika Henningsen)
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๐ Lyrics
I think you're cute my name is Ashley
And I work at the computer store
That's what I never say to Kyle
The barista at the coffee shop next door
I watch him sadly from the counter
Where I always pick the wobbly stall
He hands me my latte
And smirks in this hot way
And I just cannot play cool
The clear and logical solution
Is to send a robot in my place
A robot modeled after me except that
She can deal with Kyle face to face
Been working on her 40 weeks or so
With barley time to sleep or eat
Her parts are
Built custom
All that's left
Are just some
Last circuits
I must complete
Android Ashley
I wish I were you
Instructions tell you what to do
And if you fail you can't feel blue
Android Ashley
When you're good to go
Maybe then at last I'll know
How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
The final chip arrived today
So I install it in the vacant port
I solder in the last connections
Hit the power switch
And pray there's not a short
She whirs to life
Her optic sensors turn my way
I wonder what they see
She holds out
A hand to
Accept my
Command
Oooh I have made
A brand new me
Android Ashley
I wish I were you
Instructions tell you what to do
And if you fail you can't feel blue
Android Ashley
Now you're good to go
Maybe soon at last I'll know
How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
She walks up to the counter
Run program talk to Kyle
Sub-routine order latte
Call function wave and smile
Parse input hey how are you
Play text to voice I'm fine
Parse input you seem different
And suddenly I see the flaw in my design
If I wrote this program perfectly
I won't need to make corrections
But if Kyle falls for robot me
He'll never love my imperfections
So I abort the program
And quickly call her back
I start the shutdown process
But then she turns to me
Before the screen goes black
Human Ashley
I wish I were you
No one can tell you what to do
The things you feel are real and true
Human Ashley
Do not envy me
You know all that life can be
I wish I knew how it feels to be so free
So I see Kyle the barista
At the coffee shop
He looks my way
I think you're cute
My name is Ashley
And I work at the computer store
I say
And I work at the computer store
That's what I never say to Kyle
The barista at the coffee shop next door
I watch him sadly from the counter
Where I always pick the wobbly stall
He hands me my latte
And smirks in this hot way
And I just cannot play cool
The clear and logical solution
Is to send a robot in my place
A robot modeled after me except that
She can deal with Kyle face to face
Been working on her 40 weeks or so
With barley time to sleep or eat
Her parts are
Built custom
All that's left
Are just some
Last circuits
I must complete
Android Ashley
I wish I were you
Instructions tell you what to do
And if you fail you can't feel blue
Android Ashley
When you're good to go
Maybe then at last I'll know
How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
The final chip arrived today
So I install it in the vacant port
I solder in the last connections
Hit the power switch
And pray there's not a short
She whirs to life
Her optic sensors turn my way
I wonder what they see
She holds out
A hand to
Accept my
Command
Oooh I have made
A brand new me
Android Ashley
I wish I were you
Instructions tell you what to do
And if you fail you can't feel blue
Android Ashley
Now you're good to go
Maybe soon at last I'll know
How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
She walks up to the counter
Run program talk to Kyle
Sub-routine order latte
Call function wave and smile
Parse input hey how are you
Play text to voice I'm fine
Parse input you seem different
And suddenly I see the flaw in my design
If I wrote this program perfectly
I won't need to make corrections
But if Kyle falls for robot me
He'll never love my imperfections
So I abort the program
And quickly call her back
I start the shutdown process
But then she turns to me
Before the screen goes black
Human Ashley
I wish I were you
No one can tell you what to do
The things you feel are real and true
Human Ashley
Do not envy me
You know all that life can be
I wish I knew how it feels to be so free
So I see Kyle the barista
At the coffee shop
He looks my way
I think you're cute
My name is Ashley
And I work at the computer store
I say
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.36] I think you're cute my name is Ashley
[00:06.12] And I work at the computer store
[00:11.42] That's what I never say to Kyle
[00:13.38] The barista at the coffee shop next door
[00:18.59] I watch him sadly from the counter
[00:20.50] Where I always pick the wobbly stall
[00:25.53] He hands me my latte
[00:26.96] And smirks in this hot way
[00:28.96] And I just cannot play cool
[00:34.29] The clear and logical solution
[00:36.13] Is to send a robot in my place
[00:41.18] A robot modeled after me except that
[00:43.48] She can deal with Kyle face to face
[00:48.36] Been working on her 40 weeks or so
[00:50.53] With barley time to sleep or eat
[00:55.43] Her parts are
[00:56.34] Built custom
[00:57.27] All that's left
[00:57.95] Are just some
[00:58.99] Last circuits
[00:59.88] I must complete
[01:02.33] Android Ashley
[01:03.86] I wish I were you
[01:05.70] Instructions tell you what to do
[01:08.77] And if you fail you can't feel blue
[01:14.68] Android Ashley
[01:16.11] When you're good to go
[01:18.67] Maybe then at last I'll know
[01:23.60] How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
[01:30.75] The final chip arrived today
[01:32.54] So I install it in the vacant port
[01:37.85] I solder in the last connections
[01:39.87] Hit the power switch
[01:40.87] And pray there's not a short
[01:44.84] She whirs to life
[01:45.77] Her optic sensors turn my way
[01:47.37] I wonder what they see
[01:51.88] She holds out
[01:52.83] A hand to
[01:53.73] Accept my
[01:54.68] Command
[01:55.36] Oooh I have made
[01:56.22] A brand new me
[01:58.67] Android Ashley
[02:00.32] I wish I were you
[02:02.26] Instructions tell you what to do
[02:05.20] And if you fail you can't feel blue
[02:11.18] Android Ashley
[02:13.03] Now you're good to go
[02:14.76] Maybe soon at last I'll know
[02:20.06] How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
[02:25.47]
[02:30.81] She walks up to the counter
[02:32.39] Run program talk to Kyle
[02:34.13] Sub-routine order latte
[02:35.62] Call function wave and smile
[02:37.67] Parse input hey how are you
[02:39.43] Play text to voice I'm fine
[02:41.33] Parse input you seem different
[02:43.04] And suddenly I see the flaw in my design
[02:51.43] If I wrote this program perfectly
[02:54.69] I won't need to make corrections
[02:58.19] But if Kyle falls for robot me
[03:02.89] He'll never love my imperfections
[03:09.99]
[03:13.16] So I abort the program
[03:14.66] And quickly call her back
[03:16.53] I start the shutdown process
[03:18.34] But then she turns to me
[03:19.54] Before the screen goes black
[03:25.82] Human Ashley
[03:27.07] I wish I were you
[03:28.68] No one can tell you what to do
[03:31.70] The things you feel are real and true
[03:37.44] Human Ashley
[03:39.20] Do not envy me
[03:40.97] You know all that life can be
[03:46.46] I wish I knew how it feels to be so free
[03:53.75]
[04:00.97] So I see Kyle the barista
[04:02.47] At the coffee shop
[04:03.33] He looks my way
[04:07.80] I think you're cute
[04:08.63] My name is Ashley
[04:09.50] And I work at the computer store
[04:12.12] I say
[04:14.37]
[00:06.12] And I work at the computer store
[00:11.42] That's what I never say to Kyle
[00:13.38] The barista at the coffee shop next door
[00:18.59] I watch him sadly from the counter
[00:20.50] Where I always pick the wobbly stall
[00:25.53] He hands me my latte
[00:26.96] And smirks in this hot way
[00:28.96] And I just cannot play cool
[00:34.29] The clear and logical solution
[00:36.13] Is to send a robot in my place
[00:41.18] A robot modeled after me except that
[00:43.48] She can deal with Kyle face to face
[00:48.36] Been working on her 40 weeks or so
[00:50.53] With barley time to sleep or eat
[00:55.43] Her parts are
[00:56.34] Built custom
[00:57.27] All that's left
[00:57.95] Are just some
[00:58.99] Last circuits
[00:59.88] I must complete
[01:02.33] Android Ashley
[01:03.86] I wish I were you
[01:05.70] Instructions tell you what to do
[01:08.77] And if you fail you can't feel blue
[01:14.68] Android Ashley
[01:16.11] When you're good to go
[01:18.67] Maybe then at last I'll know
[01:23.60] How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
[01:30.75] The final chip arrived today
[01:32.54] So I install it in the vacant port
[01:37.85] I solder in the last connections
[01:39.87] Hit the power switch
[01:40.87] And pray there's not a short
[01:44.84] She whirs to life
[01:45.77] Her optic sensors turn my way
[01:47.37] I wonder what they see
[01:51.88] She holds out
[01:52.83] A hand to
[01:53.73] Accept my
[01:54.68] Command
[01:55.36] Oooh I have made
[01:56.22] A brand new me
[01:58.67] Android Ashley
[02:00.32] I wish I were you
[02:02.26] Instructions tell you what to do
[02:05.20] And if you fail you can't feel blue
[02:11.18] Android Ashley
[02:13.03] Now you're good to go
[02:14.76] Maybe soon at last I'll know
[02:20.06] How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
[02:25.47]
[02:30.81] She walks up to the counter
[02:32.39] Run program talk to Kyle
[02:34.13] Sub-routine order latte
[02:35.62] Call function wave and smile
[02:37.67] Parse input hey how are you
[02:39.43] Play text to voice I'm fine
[02:41.33] Parse input you seem different
[02:43.04] And suddenly I see the flaw in my design
[02:51.43] If I wrote this program perfectly
[02:54.69] I won't need to make corrections
[02:58.19] But if Kyle falls for robot me
[03:02.89] He'll never love my imperfections
[03:09.99]
[03:13.16] So I abort the program
[03:14.66] And quickly call her back
[03:16.53] I start the shutdown process
[03:18.34] But then she turns to me
[03:19.54] Before the screen goes black
[03:25.82] Human Ashley
[03:27.07] I wish I were you
[03:28.68] No one can tell you what to do
[03:31.70] The things you feel are real and true
[03:37.44] Human Ashley
[03:39.20] Do not envy me
[03:40.97] You know all that life can be
[03:46.46] I wish I knew how it feels to be so free
[03:53.75]
[04:00.97] So I see Kyle the barista
[04:02.47] At the coffee shop
[04:03.33] He looks my way
[04:07.80] I think you're cute
[04:08.63] My name is Ashley
[04:09.50] And I work at the computer store
[04:12.12] I say
[04:14.37]